My Shed, My Sanctuary. Pic Entry!

Well Helloooooo!

 

Guys and Gals, today you are going to be VERY privileged people! For today you are to be spectacle to a mans sanctuary! Yes, though some may call me fickle, even materialistic to an extent, this IS Myspace!!!!!

 

Of this massive four bedroom home, with its two bathrooms, two toilets, formal dining and lounge, family room off the open plan kitchen, gallery entry and landscaped outdoor entertainment area, THIS LITTLE ROOM IS MIIIIIINE!!!!!!

 

Hard to believe I know, but this room measuring six meters by six meters and two and a half meters high contains all that is truly dear to me! Along with my sporting memorabilia, my surf gear, my die cast collectable cars and bikes, my posters, my babies (tools) and my trophies; it houses a variable plethora of comforts. Ohhhh yes peeps; it holds my beer fridge, my vcr/dvd and my TV and stereo. But most of all, it houses my “veg” chair! The one place I feel total relaxation! Few are game to sit upon it, not because they fear reprisal from the man of the house no! Simply that they fear catching some weird disease from it!!!!

 

It is stained with a world of contaminants! Oil, milk products, baby spit, beer, rum and cigarette ash and finally “sweat”!!! LMAO!!!! I love it! However people, there is a forbidding foe that has VIOLATED my sanctuary! My place away from the daily doldrums, the raging children and a life without SPORT! Yes, I refer to my own woman, my partner in life who has yet to learn the time honored rule of “A Mans Shed”. Ani insists on being with me in my place of peace every single minute that I inhabit this place!!!! Yes, it is true I love this woman, this goddess of life, but even in her divine existence, there are times a man must collaborate his thoughts, be allowed the opportunity to bathe in the heavenly vision of motor sport on his very own 60cm flat screen! This is a place of testosterone, a place where man love is allowed to grow!!! Where mates are permitted to hug after a drunken night watching the footy and not feel ashamed of their manhood! This is a phenomenon not yet discovered by the fem breed of this world!

 

This place has a perfect spot for all Aussie men, the pool table!!! Just as soon as I can convince her to park the tdi polo outside, I will have true enlightenment!!!!! AHHHH YES!!!! Finally I will have the ultimate in man-fun!!!! I have leveled out the driveway to house the bbq, I will STEAL the portable air conditioner and hold it for ransom!!!! MWAHH HAA HAAAAAA! (Rubs hands together devilishly) Oh yes, and the dart board MUST have its place, OHHHH and the poker table tooooo!!!!!!!

 

Ummmmm, sorry about this but…….. I have to park the polo in here and ummmm, well, Dr Phil is about to begin so Ani needs the fav chair L the upside, TONIGHT I HAVE SEX!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!! Hey, I love my shed, but man can not live on sport alone ya know lol!!!!! “she says she only comes in here because she wants to be near me”, got to love her!!!

 

This is my sanctuary:

 

 

I So Love You Guys!!!

Luke xoxoxo