SMMILS-Shit My MIL Says..

SMMILS= Shit my Mother-in-law Says

 

I am going to start posting the insane things that my mother in law says.  Maybe one day it will be a book.  I cant believe that she is serious about all the things that she comes up with but a part of me believes that she really believes in what she says.

1) Aaden started daycare on Monday. She told Deanna that he will now come home with lice everyday.  Or most days. 

 

2) When we lived in PA, she told us that she heard noises in the basement.  She told us that they were ghosts of soldiers from the Civil War. Really? haha

 

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More SMMILS tales to come.  I have plenty folks. 

In other news, I love my job.  I manage a tuxedo shop and it is fun being a manager.  I have lots to do and it is easy…challenging at times but fun and easy.

 

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Deanna and I left Aaden at daycare this afternoon and we went and watched Little Fockers.

I am Gaylord Focker

Mother-in-law is Jack Byrnes.

No shit.  She treats me like Gaylord Focker’s Father-in-law treats him. Except 100times worse there are always tears involved and lies…lots of lies. 

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I try to get along with her but she doesnt like me.  I dont want Deanna to think that I dont WANT to get along with her but as time has told…she doesnt like me.  She pretends at times to like me but let the wind change and then she is crying because I texted her something rude or something else crazy.  I think me problem is that she BELIEVES that we are not capable of caring for Aaden. 

Example:  yesterday I texted her and said I was going to pick Aaden up for daycare.  She texted back and said OK, text me once you get him so I know you got him.  WTF????  WTF????   I would never forget him at daycare and thats what she was saying.  So..there  ya go. 

love you Deanna and Aaden

LOVE YALL