2/15/04

>Here are a couple of jokes that i found funny:
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>A group of soldiers and a Marine were standing in formation, the Drill Sergeant said, “All right!  All you idiots fall out.”  As the rest of the platoon wandered away, the Marine remained where he was.  The Drill Sergeant walked over unitl he was eye-to-eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow.  The Marine smiled and said, “Sure was a lot of them, huh, sir?”
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>This one is called:  NEVER MESS WITH A MARINE…
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>A battalion of soldiers was on a beach doing a PT workout when the Commanding Officer, (CO) looked up and saw a lone Marine standing at attention at the top of a hill.  The CO was curious so he sent a soldier up to see what was going on.  As the soldier approached the Marine sprinted into the woods, and the soldier followed.  Yelling and screaming could be heard coming from the woods, seconds later the Marine stepped out and stood back at attention.  The CO was still curious so he sent a squad up to investigate.  Once again the Marine ran into the woods and after some yelling and screaming, came back out and stood at attention again.  Now the CO was angry so he sent an entire Platoon up to the top of the hill.  The Marine ran into the woods yet again.  The Marine emerged moments later after some more yelling and screaming with no sign of the soldiers anywhere.  The CO had had enough, he sent the entire battalion of soldiers charging up the hill.  The Marine ran into the woods, there was more yelling and screaming and this time some gunfire.  Finally a terribly wounded soldier crawled out of the woods and reported back to the CO.  The CO inquired, “Do you mean to tell me that one Marine destroyed an entire battalion of soldiers.”  The soldier replied, “No sir, it was a trick, there were two Marines.