That Tissue’s Already Been Had

I’m not sure what the real name is but I call it Spanky.
You’ll understand that and the title after you… read this.
I have no idea how to put you tube videos on my journal…..
Some one please help me with that!
The video is so much funnier (it’s newer)
so much easier than typing it all out.
Okay, here goes:

Caught me:

I came down to the breakfast table, felt like I could die.
I tried so hard but wasn’t able, to look you in the eye.
For, I am feeling so much shame, yes I have brought disgrace.
Can tell I’ve soiled my good name, by the look upon your face.

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin’ it
No use denying it I was really crankin’ it
But dry your eyes, don’t be so sad
If you could just forgive me
And talk to me dad
Talk to me dad

I didn’t hear you enter, no I didn’t hear the door
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
A burden to your brain is an image you despise
Like blood and guts, and starving kids, and Stevie Wonder’s eye

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin’ it
No use denying it I was really crankin’ it
But dry your eyes, don’t be so sad
But I wouldn’t use those tissues they’ve already been had
Talk to me dad

The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
So I said could you close the door I really like to finish
Now daddy I’m ashamed and I completely understand
If you never want to hug again, or even shake my hand

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin’ it
No use denying it I was really crankin’ it
But dry your eyes don’t be so sad
Just because it was your bed, it’s not that bad

When I was only seventeen you told me it was dirty
So must be really creepy when your kid is pushing thirty
But you can not tell me dad you have never had a whack
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin’ it
No use denying it I was really crankin’ it
But dry your eyes don’t be so sad
But I wouldn’t use those tissues they’ve already been..
 Just because it was your bed it’s not that..
Oh daddy, daddy please forgive me
And talk to me dad
Talk to me dad

He he…
I love it. That was the second song that I ever heard by him.
Go to You Tube and search for Stephen Lynch.
There are a mess of videos for you to listen to.
(Caught me, as you tubers decided, is also there.)
So what are you waiting for?
(Don’t worry, I’m not going to ask you if you’ve seen Sammy)
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