Logic and Nutrition (funny)

Reference Material: Logic and Nutrition

A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 
B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 
C) The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 
D) The Italians drink generous amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 

Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It’s speaking English that kills you.