Re: an email from Ernestine Trumball


From:Ernestine Trumball <piper.rhqlk-@hotmail.com>
Sent:Tuesday, December 29, 2020 6:47 AM
To:tunguskas@noitsnot.com <tunguskas@noitsnot.com>
Subject:Tunguska
Tunguska, We tried contacting you at your home address in Pasco Wa 99301, and didn’t hear back… Maybe we need to update our documents… My insurance agent-ID is 882260 We noticed your insurance has lapsed or you’re eligible for a new plan of almost half your costs. The deadline for open enrollment ends soon, so please phone us immediately to update our records and go over this. Call: 855-257-7194, Our hours are 9am-7pm EST, thank you….InsuranceServices 6300 Riverside Plaza Ln NW suite #118 P.M.B 79784,NM 87120, unsubscribe – me . net

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Tunguska doesn’t live in Pasco Wa.  She moved to Tunisia to teach mandolin to the locals. She’s never coming back. She doesn’t need the man’s insurance. She lives with a roving band of Caracal and survives on a steady diet of masfouf.  She will probably succumb to helminths. I would not insure her for anything. The ROI would be very bad.

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December 29, 2020

Why is she up before sending emails?  Isn’t there some kind of invading your privacy law she is breaking???????  😎

December 29, 2020

@tracker2020 since all her emails are full.of absolutely incorrect infirmation Ernestine is probably in the clear.

December 29, 2020

question? Is it okay if I found this funny?  I think the answer is right on….

December 29, 2020

@jaythesmartone of course. It entertains me.

December 29, 2020

Ha! Good one.

December 29, 2020

Hilarious!