Nelson Bay – The Egg Incident

In order to clear up any questions regarding ‘KEN – DOWN UNDER’ comment pertaining to ‘the egg incident’, I offer the following summary of the events which transpired in Australia (OZ) while on an extended holiday in that amazing country.

At an unknown date/time in the year 2006, three men named Ken, Ryan, and Randy visited Halifax Park, which is located at Nelson Bay in the Port Stephens area in the country of Australia.  The three men were camped adjacent to the ‘commonly shared’ refrigerator, which is located in the center of Halifax Park.  When the men arrived, they brought with them many morsels of food so they would be able to maintain strength through food consumption.  Among the many items of food they brought with them was a carton of eggs.  A follow-up investigation revealed that these were no ordinary chicken eggs, but were larged sized ‘Grade A’ eggs produced by the finest poultry Australia has to offer. 

Shortly after awakening the morning following the arrival of the three men, Ryan responded to the shared frig while entertaining thoughts of an omlette and quickly returned to report to Ken and Randy that the carton of eggs the three men deposited into the shared device had gone missing at some point during the night. 

Individual interviews revealed that both Ken and Randy spent several years in the U.S. Army and had been trained to suffer as a group; if ONE person in the group commits a bad deed, ALL in the group must suffer the consequences of the evil doer. 

What transpired next is unclear to this investigator,  but numerous victims’ accounts are the same:  Person(s) unknown entered into the shared frig and inserted a single index sized finger into every single egg in every single carton, effectively destroying the entire holding of eggs wIth the exception of six eggs; those six eggs went missing and were never seen again. 

While interviewing initial victims Ken, Ryan, and Randy, burps of the three revealed that the breaths of the three stank of a giant Denver Omlette. 

Several day after victims Ken, Ryan and Randy departed Halifax Park, a suspicious odor was detected inside the room which housed the shared frig.  Clean-up crews were summoned and spent hours disinfecting the room to no avail; the odor prevailed until an extremely motivated cleaner lifted up the shared frig and discovered a rotting bag of prawn, which is commonly used for fish bait, situated in a concealed location under the shared frig and very close to both the heater coils and fan of the frig. 

Subsequent investigation into follow-up leads revealed no suspects in this matter. 

CASE CLOSED

NO FURTHER INFORMATION