Arkansas – First Date Story

 When I was in Arkansas, I met a very lovely lass.   She was fluent in English.  haha!  Richard and i went to a local pub which rested on a river way.   While there, I met a very lovely girl.  She was a parachutist and mountaineer. Totally cool.  I gave her my number and invited her to Richards later in the night.  i sat on the couch and watched TV for hours!  Nothing!   No call!  Then the clock struck 2!   She called…

What a lovely lass…I think I will forever remeber her name….she was sooo incrediblly lovely! 

Richard had a collector’s edition of a Ford; it was parked in the garage.   All I asked him for was the keys to the Ford…noting more…haha!   Thanks for nothing Richard!              

Sawdust.  I will not tell the rest of the story…