Why can’t they get it right?

OK, I can’t stand it anymore. I’ve seen four television shows over the past three or four weeks that dealt with people that jumped/fell from heights and they just can’t seem to get the bodies right. I mean really, with the state of makeup and prosthetics today you’d think they’d be able to get that right. I’ve seen one, you see. I found him when I was working security. The three main bones in the arms and legs were shattered, it looked like he had rubber hoses for limbs. And he only fell five stories.

I’ve got a rant about public nudity (or the lack of) too but I’ll get to that later.