The funeral

Well it was mostly a funeral/wake since S-Dawg was cremated and all that was left to view was a small rectangular box. It was a nice box, mind you, but still…

The minister offerd the floor to anyone who wanted to share an experience they had had with S-Dawg, and there were several people who took the opportunity. Everyone was sad, but we all know that what he’f want is for us to keep laughing. He just enjoyed life so much.

I think my favorite memory is from January or February. Critter and I had only just started talking again, and I had stopped by the store to get something and happened to run into her and AmandaS. While I was talking to them I felt someone walk up behind me. I was a little surprised when I felt them put their hands on my hips and start to dry hump me like a dog would. I just raised my eybrows and turned my head just enough to see who it was (like I didn’t already know) and there’s S-Dawg. He said, "what, you’re not going to say anything?" To which I replied, "at this point it’s been so long as long as you buy me dinner afterwards I’m happy." S-Dawg and AmandaC both laughed, and he went along his merry way. Critter was a little shocked and said she couldn’t beleive I’d said that. I think I tossed off a quick response to the effect of it being her fault I wasn’t getting any and if I remember correctly she just stuck her tongue out a me and went back to work.

Another thing I will always remember is his habit of greeting female friends by reaching up and squeezing one of their breasts and saying "boobie." To which they normally replied with some variant of, "yes, and they’re mine, get your own" but none of them really minded all that much or they’d have decked him. He was definately a boob man. One of his visitors told me after she got back from visiting that she wanted to whisper in his ear that if he’d just open his eyes, just for a little bit, she’d show him her boobs. However his mother was in the room and she didn’ think she would understand.

And just for the record, I never had any kind of physical relations with S-Dawg in case anyone was wondering. Geez folks get your minds out of the gutter!