Looooong day

And nothing really bad happened. It was just a long, slow day. It drove us nuts.

I did get to chase a pervert out of the store. Vented my frustration on him pretty well I think. I’m fairly certain he won’t be back anytime soon. I had received a complaint about him and was following him through the store. He was headed to the front and I thought he was just going to leave, but then he wanders over and fondles someone who’s getting a shopping cart. That was all it took…

Suddenly I was in his face, telling him to get out of my store, leave, leave now, get out and stay out. Apparently I raised my voice a bit too; one of the hourly managers was on the way in and she said she almost left, thought I was talking to her…poor thing. The man looked at me like I had just dropped down from outer space and left the store pretty quickly. I followed him out and watched him until he left the property. Jackass. I hope the father from the original complaint was waiting for him down the street: it seems the perv approached the man’s fourteen-year-old daughter and said, "you know you want some of this, admit it." If he’d done that to B in front of me there’d have been no complaining to store management, only the calling of an ambulance when I was done with him. I hate perverts. They make me want to go all Azarath clobberin’ time Metrion windscar Zynthos on their asses. See, I can’t even keep my allusions straight…

So yes, Darth ToyMan got out of his cage for a few minutes today, but I don’t think any harm was done. I kept checking the intranet for a note from corporate saying someone had complained and there weren’t any.