We are God’s unwanted children? So be it!

Ignore my appearance this afternoon. I refuse to get ready for the day. It’s my hot body, I do what I want!

My dad and I rescued this little nugget on our morning walk by the ocean. He was super dirty and barely able to walk.

God. I’m starting to feel the like ASPCA.

He’s pretty skiddish around people. But he likes my dad a lot. This one, however, is not a keeper. My dad has a friend who wants him, but he’s out of town until Sunday. So he’s our official house guest.

Dart and him completely avoid each other. They refuse to be in the same room as each other. So dramatic, these two.

It’s like Marla and Tyler in Fight Club. Only these really are two different dogs. And they aren’t fucking.

Now I have to go watch Fight Club.

Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction…