The Human Centipede

Not a good first date movie.

Actually, not a good movie at all. 

I hung out with the guy from office building last night. And guess what we did.

Yeah. Who the fuck watches that movie on a first date? Who the fuck watches that movie? WHO THE FUCK?

Of course, after it was over, I had to be my overly sarcastic self. I sat there for a second in silence, then turned to him and said, "Man. That made me want to fuck something." His eyes got really wide. So I rolled my eyes, thanked him for the masturbation material and left.

What did I say to you people about going ass to mouth? YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!

 

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August 16, 2011

Bahahahahaha! I HAD to read this entry after seeing it was about The Human Centipede… Good thing you went with showing the less vomit inducing South Park version, rather than a picture of the actual movie. I LOLed through this entire entry.

August 16, 2011

Oh God. I saw the title on the main page, and the first line of this entry, and lol’d hard. You’re getting favorite’d just for that. Of course, I’m at work, so I really shouldn’t even have clicked this. BUT I DID. If I get fired, know that you partially caused my spiral toward suicide.

August 16, 2011

Hahhahahahahhaha!! I recently watched that movie with the guy I’m dating. I’m pretty sure he said “JUST THE WORST” about 100 times. We ended up laughing and poking fun at the movie because it’s pretty brutal!

haha. I have you upped. I didn’t know anything about it.. and I decided to bring out A clockwork orange for a first date movie.. yeah.. needless to say.. fail. Chris

Oh, Jesus. Was “Cannibal Holocaust” out of stock or something? I’m just glad you’re not in a hole in his basement being yelled at to but the flipping lotion in the basket.

August 17, 2011

hahahahahahahahaha!

August 17, 2011

even the trailer of that movie disturbed me.

August 17, 2011

Excellent first date movie… Too bad you ran off at the end..

August 17, 2011

Lol sounds interesting.

August 17, 2011

FEED HER

August 17, 2011

Human Centipede was nothing. i find humor in people that think it’s so crazy, cause it was so meh. well… suppose your date’ll be happy to know there’s Part 2. 😀

August 17, 2011

Ew, you got that right! You never want a withdrawal from that ATM. My bf and I have been dating for six years and watching that movie together brought up conversations that no two people should ever have…no matter how long they’ve know each other.

August 24, 2011

Yes, that is one useless movie only somebody lost in their own psychosis can find a good idea. That’s why South Park makes fun of it.

August 24, 2011

Your date REALLY needs some lessons in seduction, because THAT movie doesn’t work.