Office Memo:
For the past two weeks, any food I bring into work mysteriously disappears within a two hour time frame. So today, I left this note:
Back up off my kool-aid, bitches! Jeebus Crust.
For the past two weeks, any food I bring into work mysteriously disappears within a two hour time frame. So today, I left this note:
Back up off my kool-aid, bitches! Jeebus Crust.
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I saw this on the front page and it made me laugh out loud!
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aside from spelling thieving wrong good trick on stupid **** is good trick on stupid **** also septum rings are the **** ive often thought of taking mine out but i dont think i can..
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I…I think I love you after reading this.
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Were there really laxatives in the brownie? 🙂 (I hope so!)
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lol. Wondering the same as above
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r: i like scaring him into thinking i’m dead. it works for me. for now. this is like something from passiveaggressivenotes.com which i love. good work!
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bwhahahah you are my kind of person 😀
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Passive agressive win!
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