Flesh Eating Giraffees.
At the ripe old age of 25… I have finally broken a bone. While I’d like to say it was doing something heroic, daring, or fun…it was nothing of the sort. One my way back to my apartment from retrieving my newspaper, I was looking at the cartoons (cartoons first. it’s a rule of thumb) and was so involved that I missed a step while walking UP the stairs.
Luckily the maintenance guy saw my fall from grace and took me to the hospital. He offered to wait until I was done..but no thank you Those bushes won’t trim themselves! Kidding. Nice old guy, really.
Waiting in hospital alone left me with some time on my hands. So I stole a giraffe from the kid section (yes, I returned it. I’m not so cold as to steal sick children’s toys….though admittedly, I was tempted.) It provided many minutes of silent entertainment. My personal favorite was preying upon this man. Not only did he have the worlds most annoying cough, but he would not cover his mouth. So, I commanded my new friend to eat the disease ridden fool.
Anyway…broken leg. Go figure. Consume calcium, kids.
Oh. I also went on a date the fancy newbie lawyer. I may or may not write about that later. The date was about as dull as my diary (very).
the giraffe is starting with the ear :^o lawyers are dull boring people with sh!t tons of money they rape from their clients who are in spots of trouble.. Hell is full of lawyers.
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Oh my stars! I laughed so hard at this – my computer was almost in danger of getting a healthy helping of caramel brule coffee..but only for a min as coffee abuse is not allowed in this here house. Sorry about the leg. I would totally draw some inappropriate stuff on your cast. So be very glad there are states between us. Also, it’s a good excuse to avoid the dull lawyer. Shutter. Lawyer. Shutter. RYN: I know, there are a few people I feel should wear those hats on the daily. You know, as a warning to their personality.
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In general, I find lawyers rather unimaginative… though, my lawyer goes to Burning Man every year 🙂
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I worked for a lawyer. In the office, he was belligerent and yelled. A lot. Outside the office, though, we had some good times. Best was when we went to a Metallica concert in Ft. Myers, Florida (where we lived), then drove straight through to Mardi Gras after the concert. That was a trip. In both the literal and figurative sense of the word.
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bahahaha! Not laughing at your leg, that sucks. But your entertainment made me giggle.
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LOL, your pathetic broken leg story tops my pathetic broken leg story. I fell backwards into a reservoir because I was jumping weirdly out the way of a car. Tell us about the lawyer date! X
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Miss Harlow, I truly like you, but you fell going up steps…I think you will not live long during the zombie apocalypse, and this makes me sad. Suddenly I leap out the window and land squarely on my head, I point at the huge dent in the dirt that my head made before I go running off into the sunset!?!?!?!?!
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Hungry giraffe is all on nom nom on that dude’s face! Bummer about your leg, though. That really sucks. Can you still drive and stuff? RE: n00b lawyer- Sadly, most guys our age are boring as hell. I highly recommend the older gentlemen. RYN: That would totally complete the fairy tale! Maybe if one of us quits… or if, by some miracle of god, everyone at work is cool with our relationship.
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…all I could manage to break last year was a foot.
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ouch! heal well heal quick.
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Nom nom
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You have an entry on private which is fine Harlow. Although if you just up and leave I will track you down and take all of your weed. ALL of your weed.
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