Creeper.
I heard a noise coming from my balcony at 4 fucking a.m.
This is the cause of said noise:
THAT, everyone, is my retarded, immensely intoxicated neighbor Stu. This man has a key to my apartment.
I’m seriously doubting my sense of character judgement.
I don’t believe your judgements are off at all- he seems to be quite the character. Haha!
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I’d like to say I’m sorry but this, quite possibly, just made my day lol.
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The fuck?!? First I would have jumped up, ready to defend myself from a zombie. Next thing I would have been peeing myself from laughter. Take care.
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You crazy @sshole!!
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HAH!
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He looks like a badly drawn cartoon character.
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haha WHAT is wrong with his mouth?
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Take the key off of him and tell him the restraining order is imminent.
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hahahahahahah! live and learn ….
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Yup, we sure did have a mentioning of fornication with a unicorn. Makes you wonder doesn’t it? Oh, oh my. Stu is um, wow. LMAO.
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