Bitch, I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.

Big work changes. Sat down the Thing 1 and Thing 2 and "collectively" decided I need to take a break from the agency. Wait…isn’t that what I’ve been doing the last 4 months +? Anyway, I’ll be managing the bar instead. Which agrees better with my insomnia and recent thirst.

There’s a new girl at work (agency work)-started when I was on my piddlefuckhiatus. And she’s actually quite decent. It felt like a sudden cool breeze on my bare cooch. Suprising..yet refreshing.

She wants to collaborate on projects. I told her I’d put in some time on some stuff because she has a lot of promise. We’re actually going out for drinks tonight.

Reagan has really been my only girl friend. So this is weird for me. Relationships (non sexual..hell, maybe sexual, I can’t say) with girls are usually totally ridiculous and petty. Fake. Dramatic. So naturally I avoid it at all cost. But this new girl has some wit, some street smarts. She can hold her own and you can see she fought her way through life. It’s refreshing.

I need more people like that in my life. OD FRIENDS UNITE! Circulate towards me and partake from my peace pipe.

Now I’m going to post this and giggle like an immature 12 year old girl. Bahahah..hahahah…ha. he, he.

kaibab

January 28, 2012

Now, that’s a receptacle 🙂 Some of my deepest friendships have been forged on OD

KPinK

hahaha that’s funny… puff puff give

Unexpected Error

January 29, 2012

Ryn: LOL, I misread the word ‘couches’…

Mr. Mofo

joshlt

hmmmmm which receptacle should I insert my prong in now? :^o maybe sexual? You so cwazy

One Angry Dwarf

Dude… Yeah, non-shitty female friendships are a rarity and a treasure. I mean, male friends may want to bone you, but at least that’s an easy pitfall to avoid. With women, there’s so much drama and cattiness and competition, it’s usually not even worth the effort. So, congrats on potentially finding one of those! One who’s also a competent worker as well! IT’S LIKE THE TWILIGHT ZONE OR SOMETHING. Also that picture is too rad for words.

Hellfire

LMAO! Someone posted this on FB and I swear water shot out of my nose I was laughing so hard. Damn lemon water. Well hell chick if you lived closer, I wouldn’t partake in the peacepipe but I would totally hang out. haha. Yeah you are correct, relationship with chicks can be ridiculous. I have only two friends that are of the female gender. All the rest have penises (I assume). Igenerally avoid chicks for fear of that moment when they realize they have broken a nail.

Well that made MY day 🙂

Mickey Wrangle

February 2, 2012

i wanna get plugged in. sending you some good vibes on the new girl.

Necroconda

February 16, 2012

That would make a nice shirt…