you know you play too many MMORPG’s when..

you know you play too much MMORPG’s when….

– you’re chatting on messenger and keep hitting the enter button every time you start to type.
– farming to you has nothing to do with food.
– you can’t hang out because you’ve gotta raid/pvp/gvg/etc.
– you know your guild better than your real life friends.
– you actually plan meetings with guild members, yet won’t drive four hours to visit your grandmother.
– you call your car your “mount”
– “vent” has nothing to do with letting out anger.
– ninjas have nothing to do with asassins. they just suck suck suck.
– someone shouts “leeeeeeeeeroy jenkins,” and you laugh.
– your house was broken into by a “rogue”.
– you can’t finish your tasks on time because of ‘not enough mana/rage/enegy
– you find yourself using “/” in front of every verb you write.
– you go to a restaurant and you think your waitress looks like a level 22 night elf hunter.
– at the same restaurant you’re looking for a mage to get you some water.
– you tell people to Thottbot instead of Google.
– you believe that policemen are overpowered and should be nerfed.
– you ask for a “bid price” in the grocery store.
– you have trouble on your math-test and you scream “LFG math-test!”.
– you’re in line at a local kiosk and see that there’s just one product left of
the thing you’re gonna get, and you scream “NEEEEED”.
– you find $5 and ask your friend if you’re gonna roll for it.
– instead of asking for people’s age, you say ”What level are you?”
– when you make a topic on when you know when you play too much MMORPG’s.