Sex sex sex…. sex. *Yehaw edit*
Stolen from a Fav. You know who you are.
Do you like it rough or sensual?
Sensual. I dont mind a bit of dirty sex every now and again. I like to take it hard and fast, verbal abuse, spitting, spanking and rarely, but open to; ws.
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? Or both?
Im the gayest gay that ever did gay.
How often do you like to have sex?
Um. Multiple times a day, with different people.
Is sex a top priority for you?
I would say it is, yes.
Do you have sex face-to-face with your partner?
Depends.
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sex with a complete stranger?
I don’t need to be lubricated with alcohol to want to jump into bed with a complete stranger.
How do you feel about one-night stands?
Does that require an answer?
How many one-night stands have you had?
Hundreds.
What’s your favorite position?
On my knees praying to Jesus.
Where’s your favorite place to have sex?
I love the ourdoors, I love dirty toilet sex, I love being plowed in public.
Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
Oh fuck that. Fuck baby.
Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
Porn is a personal thing for me. I watch it on my own. Im not overly fussed about it being on while having sex.
Do you like kissing during sex?
Yeh, provided they dont have dogfood breath.
Do you moan?
And how! It’s all relative when it comes to fucking, the harder you fuck me the louder I yell, the louder I yell the better then sex we’re having.
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
Loud.
Does size matter?
What the fuck sort of dumb arse question is that? Of course size counts. I want to be fucked, not annoyed.
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
16 I think.
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
8 in the bed and the little one said
stick it in here if theres room.
What does your favorite foreplay include?
Start with the basics, kissing, then some getting naked, then some groaping, tongue and fingers.
Do you ever play with yourself during the act?
I cant keep my hands off it.
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?
I wont dignify this with an answer.
Have you ever done anal?
If so, did you like it? There is nothing finer.
When and where was your wildest sex ever?
Ugh. Boring!
What’s your ultimate sexual fantasy?
Polyamory.
Have you ever done porn?
No.
Have you ever had sex for money?
Maybe. No, no I havent.
Have you ever had sex for drugs/alcohol?
Unknowingly yes. you should start being nicer to him he said, stupid me.
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?
Ha! Gross. No.
Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?
Bottom, but I have a thing with younger guys being a top. Unless they’re hung, in which case its A-O-K!
How many positions do you like to do during one episode?
Several.
Do you ever worry about how you’re pleasing your partner?
Of course. Its not fun if they arent having fun.
Could you live without sex?
Oh man
I dunno. If I had to I suppose.
Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender?
All the time.
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
30 min – 2 hours, the longest session was all day, that was only once though.
Do you like to perform oral sex?
Gimme gimme gimme!
Do you like to receive oral sex?
Gimme gimme gimme!
Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
Yes. Ive still got a few of them to I think. Id have to go looking for them.
Have you ever had interracial sex?
Yes.
Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?
I’m not sure if i’ve been caught, but my mother heard me once when I was fucking Keiran (she was in the room next door), she came down stairs to get away from the noise and told my brother, apparently she wasn’t too impressed.
Have you ever had sex while at work?
2 or 3 times a week.
Have you ever had sex while at school?
Yes. But only once.
What is something that you would never consider doing?
There are lots of things I wouldnt consider doing. Mainly the illegal ones.
Have you ever had sex on drugs?
Yeh
not as fun as you might think.
Would you ever have sex in public?
Oh yeah. Love it.
Do you spit or swallow?
If Im horny enough Ill swallow.
How many times have you gotten off in one night?
8 times, but that was a whole day experience with my ex, who was a randy bastard.
Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
Hm, Ive been in a room while having sex with other people who may or may not have been watching.
Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?
Yes. We were fucking for a while.
Have you ever had sex with your best friend’s b/f or g/f?
No. Not while they were dating. Oh wait
maybe I have. But that was organized before hand that I would steal him away from him by inviting him over and sleeping with him.
Do you ever have sex in the shower?
Yeah, not my favorite though. It tends to hurt without lube.
Do you feel you are up to par in bed?
And then some. I have the mouth of an angel. And the arse of a one too.
How old is “too young” to have sex your in opinion?
Well. Legal here is 16, but Im not up for sex that lasts for two pumps and a squirt. But I dunno, if they were cute i’d go em… I dont know. Everyone has to learn sometimes.
Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?
Huh. Nakeh. Very, very naked.
Have you ever done it at your grandparent’s?
No.
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?
No.
Do you use protection as often as you should?
*rolls eyes* yes mother.
Have you ever done bondage sex (chains, whips, etc.)?
Neh. I was chatting to a guy on grindr on
Sunday night, and he was all about tying me up and ramming his cock in me without lube. He wanted to be rough and tough and totally abuse me, which, don’t get me wrong, i’m all for rough and hard is hot, and if you get the right spot, then BAM! But, he wasnt prepared to lube up
Im not about to get my arse torn to pieces. Anal fissures are not fun things to have. Nosiree.
Song for the day:Real McCoy – Right in the Night.
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Being an adult, making decisions, life, all of the above.
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You’re excellent. <3
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Did you leave anything out?
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BTW, whip this out at parties, it’ll keep everyone entertained.
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Honestly. LOL. Seriously. If I was an Aussie, I’m sure we’d be best friends. LOL.
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“I have the mouth of an angel. And the arse of one too.” – LMAO!
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Now why didn’t I hog-tie you up and organise a spit-roast when I was there huh? lol! You randy bastard haha, this was great.
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interesting, you don’t come across as that gay.
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very nice.
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For some reason, ur entries won’t show on my phone. 🙁 I miss reading you!!!!!!
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RYN: Spicy, you say? Do tell…:)
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Ryn: WHAT! That’s CRAZY! that’s like saying they’ve never heard of Bedknobs and Broomsticks!! Some people. lol.. I used to watch this (Pete’s Dragon) with my mom ALL the time when I was a kid. Love it 😀 ~
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Ryn: LOL! I Lovvvve that movie!! We know what’s good. YAY new bestie! 😀 ~
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also, btw, LMAO @ “gayest gay that ever was gay” I totally say that when describing my friend Sean to others. ~
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NO DIRTY TOILET SEX FOR ME PLEASE! 😛
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“Does size matter?” “I want to be fucked, not annoyed.” This made me laugh my ass off! Good answer!!
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