Porn Star

I was chatting to my ex Brendan… (thats ‘an’ not ‘en’) it was an email that we were exchanging over the course of a couple of days, so there was a fair bit of history messages attached to it. One of them was me commenting on a certain boi having a "Porn Star Penis’. I had also been looking at some porn and came across a some what curious picture that I thought that I would send to him, so I replied to the message and attached the picture, while I was in the process of doing it I thought I would send it to everyone else on my mailing list, not realising that the message history was still going to be attached… Yes – yes one of my blonde moments.

However the picture didn’t work and the people whom I sent the email to thought it was a joke, so instead they read the text… Now I have to resond to 2 dozen emails with a "I don’t know who has a porn star penis you must have missread it"….

Woops. Lets just hope that doesn’t get back to the wrong person.

I also don’t like people who can’t merge.

Song for the day: Blind Melon – No Rain

LPH

This was the pic…. (in case you were curious)

Pheebs

May 18, 2005

mmm hot…

unsigned

May 19, 2005

That’s you in the white shorts, no?

GetRichOrDieTryin

Happy to know that I was indeed one of the stupid people who read the email… I obviously was too busy wondering about your nerdy star trek fetish, to even realise that you mentioned anything about any sort of penis. So who is it? Who has a porn star penis???

Liyoness Rampant

May 24, 2005

ryn- But on the otherhand, he’s a man without a vehicle, or any women besides me in this town to f*ck… He may have gotten laid.. He may not have… Honestly, I only assume that as a defence mechanism… I doubt he’d have been so eager to get down MY pants if he had gotten laid, he seemed like he had a lot of built up tension.. Of course I don’t rule out the possibility that he may have gotten

laid.. I’ve convinced myself he has for argument’s sake.. So funny, though how you’d write me that just for the fact of working me up further when I’m already in a shitty situation… You know, it’s all about the intention of the note.. You can pretend you did it because “I do it to everyone else”.. But no… *Shakes head* My notes aren’t left maliciously.. I have a whole other intent. Thanks

anyway, though… Thank goodness for noters like you.. You remind me about why I hate females in general… Always so catty!!! (And never ever sure why, except that they think they have to be) Mrow!!!

(Ahh, you’re supposedly male?? Interesting…. Interesting indeed.. *Chuckles*)