No Mucking Around.

As exciting as I’d like to say my weekend was, it wasn’t.
Me thinks me needed some down time from the weekend before. You know you’re getting old when it takes you 4 days to recover. I’m not talking about the narcotic intake, I got over that pretty quickly, I’m talking about my aching legs and arms.
Gone are the nights when I could cut a rug and sleep it off the next day. In fact I think it’s been so long since I’ve spend all night dancing that I’ve forgotten how to do it. Stilted and jaunty would be the first two words that come to mind.
Besides the point—imma getting ooold!

What did I do this weekend. In short; not a lot.

Friday night had a date with a guy, Damien. I’d like to report that it was something worth writing about but it wasn’t. We went to a Japanese restaurant called Peko Peko, which had all these amazing reviews on UrbanSpoon, but in real life was really very unremarkable and we left feeling less than satisfied. Walked down Smith St some more and stopped for coffee (he another nasty oriental beer), the conversation was forced and more often than not leaving me to stare into thin air, we really had nothing to say to each other so I called an end to it at 10:30. Made my way home and watched some True Blood and went to bed.
Saturday. I have to say Saturday weather wise was gorgeous, not just gorgeous but fucking gorgeous! Yes, fucking!
I had a plan to go to Medicare and claim back some dollars from my doctor’s appointment. I’d forgotten how annoying that was, as doctors in Sydney don’t charge you money you only need swipe your medicare card, take a seat and wait. But Brenden had other ideas. So that went on hold.

I had some random trade come around at 1030. We’ve been meaning to hook up for so long now and things lead to this and that and it gets put on hold etc etc… but he finally managed to get his shit together and come over. Lets just say it was a major anticlimax.
Give a straight boy a warm hold to fuck and they cum in 30 seconds flat. I need to start taking notes on ‘event’ lengths and calculating a median time frame so I’m prepared for the disappointment before they even get there.
Where was I? Oh yeah, he was there a grand total of 8 minutes.

Brenden comes down there stairs chuckling, Well that would have been exciting.

So we drove to Brunswick street and wandered around for a while, stopped at San Churro and was served by a lil hottie with an od connoisseur moustache, I’ve been seeing them around a fair bit lately, it is Movember maybe that’s why?
We bought these kitsch rainbow pouches from a dirty hippy who claimed they were made in the Himalayas by Tibetan monks—for $9 I think not, but they were cute and worth the laugh.

We stopped for a beer and sat in the sun some more, probably little longer than I should have as I think I gave myself heat stroke. I got home and was so lethargic, falling asleep on the lounge and having a slight temp/nauseous feeling. When I woke Brenden and Brendan were at the table studying, they’re both going for their Personal Training certification.

Ben came around shortly afterwards and the two of them went out to Grey Hound. I declined their invitation and went to bed.

I was rudely awoken by the two of them the next morning around 7.

I had to drive all the way out to Frankston to pick up a surround sound system I’d successfully won on eBay. Had I know I’d have to drive that far I might have not bid on it. It took me an hour and a half to drive there as the Sat nav took me through the suburbs instead of the motorway.

Spent the afternoon watching more True Blood.

Had an invite from a guy named Steven after dinner. So I drove down the road to visit him, p.s. he has an amazing dick. We didn’t fuck, but seems to think that I’m coming back for regular fun… we’ll see, he’s a dirty bitch and loves ass/cum play. I’d suck my own cum out of your mouth and the bits I couldn’t get, I’d use a straw. ROFL I loves it.

No word on Jackson yet… We’ve been speaking, but I’ve not been able to get out to see him. I really should go there tonight… maybe I’ll message him. I did pick up some huggies juniors on Friday night.

Anyways. I’m going back to work for now.

Ciao.

LPH