Document 6.

Thursday night I get home from work and Zac tells me that there is going to be an inspection from the owners and real-estate agent. He asks me to make sure that the bathroom is extra clean and to make sure I get all the watermarks from the shower screen. Wooptie-doo!
Saturday morning I went out for a few hours and on my way back picked up some bleach from woollies and spent my morning cleaning the bathroom.

So the kicker is the owners are selling the house. Our only saving grace is a) According to the agent they are asking far too much. b) They are doing it privately. I don’t know if the second one makes a difference, but the first does. Either way the agent said that from the sale date they are required to give us 6 weeks notice to vacate if it isn’t sold to an investor.

Zac is stressing himself out to the point he has to sit in his magic chair and hum chants to UV lights and prey to jebus. He asked if I wanted to move or stay on with him somewhere else. I said I would follow him where he goes, however, I’m not signing a lease as I plan on moving to Melbourne within 6 months-ish, he was more than happy with that. How he is going to find an apartment anywhere is beyond me he doesn’t have a job. He’s a freelance masseuse.

What is it with people wanting to fuck in public places? This George dude told me to meet him on the Hume HWY near Prospect… that’s a little bit of a drive dude… and it’s right next to a bikie haunt. There were probably 50 or them there (he wasn’t a bikie; he was a very well hung wog with an excessive pre-cum issue). He was the only one worth noting. Oh except maybe Daniel who taught me that not all Greek guys are hung, but what he didn’t have in size he made up for in loads.

I’m trying to think of an excuse to get out of work early today.
I can’t use the gay excuse.
Or ‘that time of the month’.
I can’t say headache – I did that one a couple months ago.
Can’t use the ‘my sister is having a baby’.
I think saying my parents where abducted by Israeli militants and I need to organize a ransom is a bit of a stretch.
Swine flu, no had the flu shot.
Leprosy? Nah too beautiful for that.
Ideas?

You are listening to Ke$ha – Tik Tok
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