Who designed this place?
I’m a very simple shopper. I generally already know what I want when I enter, or at least a field of items I want to obtain. I find what I need, access with variety strikes me as most appealing, and move on in the store. If I can’t find something, I blame it on bad store design.
That said, I went out tonight specifically for cheese puffs (within the realm of junk food). Hey, I was having a craving for junk food. I knew where the wall of Entenmann’s is, and grabbed a box of chocolate-covered donuts from where two kids were blocking. Ah, memories. I also grabbed that raspberry danish (that which we call coucon). I later came back and swiped two boxes of the Valentine’s Day donut holes. Mmmm. Damn, this is exactly what my body was craving.
That’s right, I’m craving love.
*smirks*
Moving on, I went in search of cheese puffs. I managed to find where the cookies were, and the row of impulse candy. ..But no cheese puffs. I found some strategically placed dutch apple cookies and snagged them on impulse. I passed by the cheesecakes, but deemed them too expensive.
I know exactly where the cheese puffs are in the A&P. They were very easy to find. In the junk food aisle! Duh. They’re on the right side at the beginning of the aisle, right at eye level. Where they should be. As for where the hell the cheese puffs are in ShopRite, fuck, they shouldn’t be that hard to find! I want to know who redesigned that fucking store. One half of the aisle is cookies, the other is tampons! What the fuck kind of sense does that make? …Well, unless there’s a menstruating women that has a chocolate craving.
If a store can’t put things where I can find them, even when I’m looking up at the aisle headings, AND wandering around… Then they don’t deserve my patronage for that item and it will go unsold for the day. Fuck asking people. We should be able to find things on our own!
Maybe I’ll get some cheese puffs next time I GOTO Cliff’s. At least I know where it is in the A&P.
It’s true! Fight for the right to…find things!! ::Waves fist::
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*laughs* craving love. a sick individual you must be.just randomly stopping by. hope you had a nice night.
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I lurve cheese puffs. I get the low-fat ones nowadays. But hey, I still lurve cheese puffs.
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I bet it’s someone’s evil idea at suggestive selling. I can hear the maniacal laughter now…”We’ll get them when they come in after a long night of partying. They’ll want pizza, and leave with donuts and the kitchen sink!” Err…or something like that. Good luck with the cheese puffs.
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dammit. now i want some cheese puffs.
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lol. They should be in with the chips. Do you like the fat ones or the skinny crooked ones? RYN: lol. you are bad! You are gonna get me in trouble with your notes!
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I like the crunchies. Cheese puffs get caked and stuck in my teeth. Hmph.
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Hmmm…Maybe they don’t carry cheese puffs?
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RYN: I would have said hi, but you were across the lobby in Tillett. I wasn’t going to go yelling at you “Hey, Timmy!” The echoes would probably still be reverberating in that massive space. Also, RYotherN: I have no idea where that is, but I will find out and drop by if I happen to be in the neighborhood. I’ll give you warning first.
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If they’re not either with the chips or with the nuts, they’re in a bad place.
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i’m sure you get this constantly, but. i used to read your livejournal (and i use the word “read” quite loosely), and i was reading through some of your entries. and i started thinking, “ah, he sounds like this manchild from livejournal…” and alas, it is you. and i must say…i like the shorter hair. it suits you.once again! hope your night was good.
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cookies with tampons seems very convient to me lol.
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indeed i did. i found you to be quite intriguing. you know, aside from the pictures of your penis. *smiles* i don’t know. at least now i have read a little more about the man behind the genitalia. i feel less perverted.
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*laughs* you’re right, poorly worded phrase on my part. i do so humbly apologize if i offended.
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So I’ve noticed. And all of your readers seem to be of an, ah, enthusiastic nature as well. I wonder why that is…?
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*laughs* I am completely and utterly impressed with you now. And I was also tempted to answer, but I figured I’ve left enough notes in your diary for one night. you’re interesting. “working stiff” and all.
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*nods* sweet dreams, dear. more rapid note-swapping for another time.
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I heart cheese puffs.Cookies and tampons seems logical to me……Maybe because I have ovaries.I hate wandering around the supermarket for one thing and not being able to find it.
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Cheese puffs make me sick.
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damn you. now I’m craving donuts.
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RYN: It’s been so long that anyone has left me a note I almost didn’t check. For that same reasons I just post writings, I didnt even think to preface it with the fact that I do want kids, and I have always, but I am only 19 and do not have any, that was just a writing based on a dream I had the night before. I guess it was somewhat based on real life in that the dream correctly showed my relatio
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…nship with my mother and how my best friend and I used to interact… but yeah no kids for me, but thank you for the note. And good luck finding those cheese puffs next time.
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…I designed it sweetheart.
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just read almost all of your entries interesting being you seem to be well good luck with cheese puffs next time
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