When I’m Going To Have Sex.

RYN: I have a great respect for Kegels, as I’ve been partaking for many years… and have, as a result– developed the ability to ‘milk’ an orgasm from my male counterpart, while lying completely still. It’s rather nice. 😀

*first note shimmy* I love how you are so open and honest.

Damn. It. Almost first note. *takes back shimmy*

*hangs head in shame* Now I feel bad. I’ve deprived the irridescent lady of her shimmy. If I could delete, I would. Know this much to be true.

You are, one, of very few men who think that way. I think its great.

Dude. If I had a daughter old enough. She could so date you. lol I think your crazy notion is a pretty bright idea ;o) ~ajaye

[Desi]: I think Timmy REALLY needs to get laid.

RYN: You stupid ass! Get thee to bed, this instant!

Wow! I think it makes you rather respectable that you aren’t out for sex and that loosing your virginity means something to you. Way to go! I think it takes a real man to think like that!

Kelly, you twat. :p …wanna make out? 😀

RYN: I am feeling great sadness, for Kivudet. Sounds like the women he’s been with have been heart-breakingly self-absorbed…too much so, to actually take the necessary time to tease him into a state of frenzy. …Almost makes me wanna take him out back and explore him till we get a reaction. 🙂

RYN: Bah. Don’t buy it. See, I’ve got large ta tas. Thus, the nippular area is generally numb…but with the right tongue, the right technique, and the right amount of patience– the nerves can be brought to life. He just needs some honest to goodness, quality sexing. Poor guy.

RYN: I’m just an arrogant shit..questioning the skill level, on the female end. See, I’ve heard my share of stories about woman who “tried and tried, and tried some more”…usually I just get determined to make the guy explode, and set out to do just that. B’rr keep ‘im away from me. :p

Sometimes I’m just not convinced you’re really a male. <3

RYN: Hehehe. He called me “penisless”.

Face it. You <3 my notewhoring.

Funny, I hadn’t pictured an entry like this coming from you. Nice entry, though.

RYN: Sometimes I RC really profound entries. And sometimes I RC stuff I just think more people should read, like that — more people should be exposed to a point of view that’s not liberal or conservative, sometimes.

Some people attach great importance to virginity, some people don’t. Good for you for being true to what you believe to be right. *wedgie of support*

I think it’s cool because it means something to you. It’s not like you’re in a rush to do it and you realize that it’s a big deal

1. i’m tired as heck. 2. reading this when a person is tired as heck really doesn’t work very well, because apparently heck is very tired. 3. erm yes. hugs,

You should open a school or something and train all guys to be like you. It could be like a Timmy army.

What is this about — Dictator of The Twenty Dollah Billz Club since January 6, 2003 Suspended August 17th-18th, 2003 for impersonating

RYN: I don’t believe your world is any less “real”, either. That is why I put it in “”. It’s a figure of speech. Things are different when you are on your own and out of college. That is what I meant. No matter what, they are. And there’s more to it than how many people you live with. Things change.

And I think you have a healthy attitude towards sex. There’s no reason to do it just because you feel like you should or something. There’s more to life than sex.

Dude, you’re not supposed to know what you’re doing the first time. You’re supposed to get all mangled and tangled and wind up splooging in her ear or something. Like your first time trying to swim.

I wish my ex had been that noble 🙂

RYN: Aww, timmy. Well…it was easier for me I suppose since I went to a school that was smaller than my high school to begin with. Then I transferred to a school that is bigger than 5 of my hometowns put together. Luckily, I knew people here who had also transferred from CMC and I was REALLY lucky to have a friend from HS who goes here and we hit the parties and make friends that way. *nods*

Also RYN: Do you ever had study groups? I make a lot of friends that way. I don’t know if you have study groups for CS or not. Cause…it might not be practical…because…wouldn’t everyone need a computer? I dunno, I’m a biology major, I don’t know anything about this technological stuff. And I don’t want to either!!

My HS was about 1000. My first college was about 500-600 and my new college is over 26,000. Hurrah.

RYN: Yes. :-p This is good, Timmy. I thihk its sweet to find a guy who’s so insistant on holding onto his virginity until its right. Most guys don’t do that. They just want ass as soon as possible.

I like this outlook, kind of a ethereal, “many-arms” spirituality. 🙂 Really, it’s a good thing (Martha), and cunilingus is (I’m told) a very marketable skill. You might apply for a role in Kelly’s upcoming “XXX Women of OD” extravaganza. I understand it’ll be quite tres chic. I already put in a good word for you.

oh boy. i wouldn’t know about the first time being “special.” remember the first kiss entry? my first sexual experience was that times two. and i waited longer than you. (wait, how old are you?)

oh, nevermind. i didn’t…. :oP

Yes, yes, and yes. Kelly said they are, and she rules the world, so she’s right. :-p

RYN: Funny ones up there are cool too. It’s just that people who write about this person is so coool then that person puts it up in RC is when it gets meaningless. So I did a small spoof. Nothing against funny RC’s up there. Just that RC is so cliqueish and retarded sometimes.

your innocence? You probably know more about those areas on a woman than she does. But I totally understand where you’re coming from.

yeah timmy. geez. you better be there. where would the ladies of OD be without you?

RYN: My question wasn’t why does religion keep people healthy, I am not stupid…I can figure that much out. My question is what am I to do when I’m in practice and I know that it would HELP some of my stressed out patients who are un-religious. How am I to broach the topic? I know I won’t be like “You need to go to church, synagogue, temple (whatever)” but I’m a big believer in meditation…

…and that sort of thing and I know I will recommend it. I just am not sure how I’ll recommend it to my atheist patients without making them think I’m trying to convert them. I’m probably thinking way ahead of myself anyway.

ryn: sex really isn’t as big of a deal as you virgins like to think. it’s just a part of life.

ryn: do you ever? well, sometimes, i guess. but not today.

hehehehhehehe…. i get it, i get it. i suppose i’ll let you have your delusions without further interruptions :o) you’re very ammusing. yanno that?

just wanted to drop off some cheese.

i’m feeling random, lol. enjoy the cheese. *nods*

Well nothing wrong with wanting your 1st time to be special. Anyways thought I would drop in and say HI!

the funny thing is… i’m not wearing pants lol

Oh man….no, no, no….you definitly want someone else to pleasure you. It is about 250 million times better than anything you can do to yourself. *nods* No kidding.

RYN: Shoot. I’ll just RC your whole Diary! =D

I think I want to marry you…

Well said, bravo!!!! I think this is incredible!! Every reason you have said is a perfectly, 100% valid reason, and not too many guys think this way. (It’s actually a turnon hehe!) You rock.

pfft… you say that like we’re not married to them already.

RYN: This is a really nice entry. I thought about RCing it, but it’s also a bit of a personal entry, and I never want to upset someone by RCing something they maybe didn’t want everybody on OD to read.

ryn: I’m not researching, I go there for the message board: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/ Oh, and having a weak football team might be a good thing. But having a weak softball team, baseball team, wrestling team, swimming team, volleyball team–at some point it becomes just tiring. *frown*

I have a similar theory regarding sex. “Don’t do something unless you can afford it” I can’t afford a porsche so I don’t own one. I can’t afford a baby, so I don’t have sex, which can lead to a baby. Have I told you this before?

*applauds* I’ve gotta get here earlier, meanwhile. Tra la.

Please do not bash my friends. Thank you. Have a nice day.

Wow, that’s really admirable Timmy. My relationships never seem to last over a month or so either,cause I get bored. I’m glad you’re waiting to make it “special.” You don’t hear guys say that really anymore, so I’m in awe. You’re a great guy…wait for the right girl. *hugs*

And here I thought “financially” prepared was tha tyou were going to pay for it. Glad you clarified that. 😉 XOXOXOXO

You have a great way of thinking. My husband had sex with a stranger when he was 18 and totally regretted it and swore he wouldnt have sex again until he was married. He almost made it! We were engaged! I corrupted him. He was my first (and only) though.

How sweet of an entry. mmmm makes my slit twitch. I like the idea of a Timmy-army.

amen to that. i wish my experience had been the same.

I’m glad you think this way:)

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