Wank the day away.
A nice relaxing day, for sure. A wanktastic day, as well. Man, I was so horny today. I just couldn’t keep my hands off myself. I didn’t want to spurt early in the day, so I let myself wank a little, then let myself go soft and tuck my penis away for later. Don’t want all my pent up erotic energy to spent in one shot. (Pun intended.)
I took an online final this morning. Man, that felt strange. I tend to take online tests at school, because it encourages me to study, puts me in an academic frame of mind, and gives me a chance to do another things. But I didn’t feel like doing that today. So I just took it from home. I could have been naked and taking a final! (Nah, I was clothed. It’s winter and stuff.)
Last night, I played a little Dragon Quest VIII. It took a little bit for me to even remember where I was in the damn game. I was underleveled, as to be expected. Basically, if I didn’t defeat the monsters in the first round, I’d run into trouble. I’m going through the game without weapons, for fun. As a result, I have some really awesome non-elemental ‘abilities’ that hit everything on the screen for massive damage. As I said, I was under leveled, so most monstered got the first strike on me. Then after they hit me, I’d strike back and they’d all be dead before the second round.
The boss battle got a little hairy. I only had the Life spell that has a 50% chance of success. My first tactic was to use tension and hit them rather hard. I disregarded that as things got hairier, getting in damage whenever I wasn’t healing. My hero was dead for a third of the battle as I scrambled. When I finally got him back alive, I did some major healing, and then sent in my number one monster team, the Shit Kickers. Oh yes. It was good timing, as they finished them off. It was beautiful.
I felt like playing in a thicket of men this afternoon, so I played Warriors Orochi. I decided to go through and get the abilities for all of the characters. In the process, I figured I’d play all of the characters I haven’t played before. Some are so completely uninspiring. Others can be surprisingly effective.
So a couple wanks later, I decided it was time to release. No point in waiting until tomorrow what my body desires today. I amused myself with how simple masturbation can be. I used just my index finger and my thumb together to roll my skin over the glans. I alternated between my left and right hands, trying to figure out just why rightie can’t do what leftie can. Oh well! While not plentiful on an absolute scale, I was surprised by how much I ejaculated, given how I’ve been wanking the past couple days. Fluid intake + foreplay = more semen. YAY SEMEN.
I had the urge to play Battlefront. It’s been giving me issues the last couple times I’ve been playing it, just freezing and crashing. That’s why I stopped playing. I considered just reinstalling it. Guess what happens. Game refuses to install. Problem? What the install program calls a “catastrophic error”. Well, isn’t that just swell. Maybe this is why people play consoles. What the hell, man.
I have a final tomorrow evening. It’s online, as well, but uh. I should study a little for my chem exam on Thursday. Plus I’m going to hit the gym in the morning, so I should be good for hitting up the Berry of Lies tomorrow.
I should put away my clothes. Remind me, why did I buy more shirts? I have too many shirts as it is! Eh, it doesn’t take that long to do. Yeah, then I’ll go play more Thicket of Men.
I miss vulva and Vaginal Penetration. Which is a rather normal and healthy desire (as well as a common one). If I have a winter break where I have lots of days where wank most of the day, I can’t say I’ll complain.
Its hard not to comment on an entry with a title like that. Daaaang. Random noter. Hi. Um. Hello again. I think thats the only part of small talk I ever get right… the hello part. Oh.. and I totally agree… YAY SEMEN!
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You need to buy a Neosteel CB and have someone look after the key permanently
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*wrinkles nose in disgust* nasty boy.
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Another wanktastic entry!
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