Timmy™
August 11, 2003

The Timmy Manifesto, Part II

All of the previous has somehow inspired me to write what I affectionately call “The Timmy Manifesto.” I don’t really care what “manifesto” really means, I think it just sounds cool. Regardless of what moral scheme I choose to follow, I’ll end up doing whatever I’d do even if I didn’t think about my morals. Or so I’ve theorized.

This is almost a theorization of Timmy. What makes a Timmy? Are there certain constants among the changing variables? I sometimes see myself sticking to one thing, then completely flipping to the inverse. Though, I can’t really think of any examples off the top of my head. It’s probably easier to notice from the outside. I am a walking contradiction. Of course, no one can truely be a contradiction, it is merely the illusion of contradictions. *smirks* A true contradiction would be if I were a celibate man with two kids. *nods* Think about it, but not too hard. I’ve so thought about doing a philosophy 101 entry, just for kicks. Maybe someday.

When I was a little kid, I wasn’t like other boys. No, I didn’t dress up in my sister’s clothes. That didn’t happen until I went through puberty. I mean. Disregard that statement. I remember when we had to describe ourselves. I’d say “smart”. I’d say “nice”. What else is there to say? I’d see people calling themselves “outgoing” and wonder, “What does that word mean?” Even at a young age, we’re all aware of what’s “cool”. Bad kids are cool. They get attention. Being sociable is cool. People like them. Wait, where was I going with this? Oh, this was something I was thinking of when I was talking to Poptart in my head…

It was sometime in High School. Freshman Year. There is no way I sat down and just decided, in one shot. I said to myself, “Timmy, you need to be more assertive.” But, among the things I said to myself, there were things I knew of myself that I never had to say to myself. Things I wanted to remain the same, or at least, shine though in the future. I’ve promised myself never to be scorned by girls. I looked at the average male and said, “I don’t want to be like that.” I’ll never be the guy what puts a girl down after the relationship is over. Never. I’ll let it go, and leave it in the past. Maybe I’ll accept that she’s done something wrong, but I’ll never hold it against her. I thought of this before Angel, mind you. I stuck to my guns. Maybe I would have gotten over her faster if I had simply called her “Bitch” and tried to let go. But, that’s simply not that style.

I’m a romantic at heart, one way or another. I decided I wouldn’t be the guy that romanced every girl he saw. That’s just faking it. I won’t be the guy that tries to win a girl’s heart. A heart can not be won. If you act better than you really are, eventually your true colors will shine. I’ll be the guy that’s consistently good to a girl, from start to finish. Well, consistent relative to the depth of the relationship. I may hate my own birthday, but I’m sentimental. I’ll remember dates, within reason. I’ll remember her favorite color, and try to coordinate it with things. I’ll bring her flowers. Just because. I’ll give her cheap gifts, just so she’ll have things that remind her of me. I’ll be cheap like I am with my friends. Because that’s how I normally am. I’ll go out to eat every now and then. Because we can. I’ll remind her that I’m her Timmy and as long as she wants me, I’m not going anywhere.

Kind of amuses me how my relationships have gone. I want depth so badly, it’s like I’m diving into the shallow end of the pool. Relationships grow over time, I know this. Maybe I’ve written this to reassure myself, I don’t know. On a logical basis, I’m about to throw the concept of “morality” straight out the window. It’s a human invention and nothing more. Regardless of morals, I’m content to stick to some principals, whatever they may be. It’s good to have some constants in our lives, beyond death, taxes, and lots of sex to perpetuate the planet.

I’d quote her, but AIM randomly crashed on me, and she CLOSED THE WINDOW BEFORE SAVING IT, HOW DARE YOU?!!! *ahem* I was venting, and Hairbrush reminded me that… How to put it. Neither of us are in a deep relationship. We both have the desire to fool around. Who better to fool around with? We both know we’re clean. We both know we’ll be there for each other if we have emotional reprocussions. Ha ha, and of course, we’ve done it before. On second thought, don’t quote Hairbrush at all on that, I don’t think that’s really what she said… We joked about her being my cunnilingus tutor. *smiles* I can’t think of a better person to learn with. …Beyond actually finding a girlfrined.

Somehow, I doubt anything will happen. Knowing me, I’d probably want to just “hang out” with her before doing it. Which is one step towards the whole “relationship” prerequisite I used to have. I like exploring ideas. To know that if we wanted to, we could. We really could. We could do it next weekend, if we wanted to. But, logic or not, somewhere in my mind, my conscience says “No, Timmy.” Argue with it all I want, it’s just how my Mom raised me.

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This is all too deep for me this late at night. What ever happened to just good ole promiscuous fucking? That’s what I’m used to at least. Heh. <3

RYN: I’m dying I’m laughing so hard. Damn you! Damn you to hell!! <3

RYN: I can’t spell for shit, so ignore me. It’s how I happen to be, but it’s not for everyone. Personally I found that after the first 2 or 3 partners it becomes easier and you realize it’s not that big of a deal. Or at least it became not that big of a deal for me. Maybe I was just a slut in the first place. <3

anonymous_apathy
August 11, 2003

Don’t let society’s preconcieved notions on what’s “right” and “wrong” dictate your actions… If you want her, and she wants you just go for it.

Ah, but there’s a difference between meaningful sex and sex for sex’s sake. What I do with my fiance is much different than what I’ve done with other partners. Yes, there’s always some sort of emotional attachment going on, but it’s so incredibly different when it’s just a fuck buddy than with someone you love. It’s fun for a reason, it doesn’t have to mean anything. <3

I had no idea I was part-Timmy until I ordered the tapes for only 3 payments of $9.99 and suddenly my blood pressure dropped to zero.

RYN: How about “older?” Bitch. *laughs* j/k I was a virgin until I was 18, once I got that out of the way, it was all downhill from there. I realized it wasn’t as big of a deal as I was making it. Actually, I have an easier time having random sex than having random oral sex. For some strange reason it seems so much more intimate to be licking someone than just screwing them. I’m weird.<

When the sun comes up I’ll go to bed. *nods* <3

*laughs* I’m a vampire for a reason darlin. It’s a very simple concept, I’ve always been nocturnal. I haven’t gotten into one of these all night note sessions in a long ass time. *shrugs* Isn’t that what aim is for?

I’m burning a “songs to cum by” CD at the moment, so excuse me if it takes me a minute to reply. I have “panda porn” that I share with everyone. Shit, no one ever claimed I was shy right? I wonder what bang bang will think when he sees 200 notes between two diaries? <3

I’ve been a night person since I was a baby and my parents kept me up all night with their own sleep cycles. It gets annoying sometimes, but I do actually sleep at night if I have a reason to get up the next day. Now it’s my turn to pee. <3

Mystery? *laughs* I think for someone as open on OD as you there isn’t much mystery left.

*shakes her head* What a weirdo. Or at least I like to think so.

I bounce back and forth with my music. Most of my “sex” CD’s are rock, this one happens to be R&B and some hip hop, shit I don’t listen to anymore but I feel like it for now. There’s quite a few OD’ers that have seen my vagina, let alone the rest of me. It’s quite sad how excited I was to take dirty pictures once I had a digital camera.

I think he’s given up on me if he even knows who I am. “Oh yeah, that slut with a drinking problem, right. *shakes his head*

Well of course, we only see the side of people they choose to share with other’s on OD. So I guess it was a little too broad of a word to use, how about “I wouldn’t be surprised by much of anything?”

There isn’t enough room in this place for any of us to really explain everything about ourselves, and shit, even though we’re all a bit of an exhibitionist using an open diary forum, there are still things we won’t share even with our closest friends. Who gives a rat’s ass how anyone looks at anything? It’s your life, live it. As far as any of us know it’s the only one we’ve got.

anonymous_apathy
August 11, 2003

Thanks, For some reason my emotions are always amplified tenfold when it’s late. And i only tend to write when i have some sort of emotion… hah, it makes me sound like a wreck

*cracks up laughing* I only have two that have survived the “oh hell no, I can’t believe I took that picture” delete key. *shrugs* I guess I just don’t care anymore? I’ve got tons of video around, so I guess that counts.

I’m only at 6195 left, maybe because I can never think of anything important to say on those “deep heartfelt” entries people are so good at writing.

Holy hell, before it loaded I thought OD had gone insane or I’d killed my pc with all the music I’ve dl’ed. *laughs* Run out of things to say?

I do it still from time to time, try and highlight the “big events” in my life. Of course I leave out so much that is truly important because I just plain forget it. Like the time I got too drunk/stoned, tried to drive home and wound up driving 50 miles in the wrong direction since I’d just moved to Orlando. That’s what made me quit drinking, but I never even think of it anymore.

I don’t remember the last time I wore underwear in my own home, is that sad? Oh wait, yes I do, nevermind. But seriously, for me to be clothed is a miracle. I’ve even taken to going on my patio naked to smoke, it’s dark, no one can see, who cares right?

I think we both need to get out more. Hell, I’m Pandora to the OD world, and yes, some of my real friends read things and go “wow, I never knew that” but for the most part, this diary is only 1/8 of who I am. But then again, it’s the only part I feel like sharing with everyone.

Yeah, I totally get your point. Ah, see, I got really bored not too terribly long ago and decided to break out the ole camcorder. There’s now a VHSC tape floating around my apartment somewhere of me masterbating. Repeatedly. I figure I’ll give it to Terry for our anniversary. Or maybe not.

Hell, I DO babble about anything and nothing. Have you read any of my entries? *laughs* Sorry for the pauses, I’m on aim also, so talking to multiple people on multiple formats is a bit trying for my poor doped up mind. Anti-depressants are great until they cause short circuits from time to time.

I loved “Secret….” (can’t ever spell that word to save my life. I dunno, it was part of my identity in hs, I was always listening to that shit. I don’t even know where my CD happens to be. Probably scratched and sitting under the passenger seat of my car.

Supposedly it’s an aphrodisiac. *shrugs* I usually wind up having sex when neither of us has showered in the past 8+ hours, mostly because well, after 5 years of the same person, morning breath and BO doesn’t seem to be that big of a deal.

Jergens? No man, no! Astroglide, or ID Glide if you’re using it to wack off. C’mon now!

*laughs* I dunno man, you had a good looking ass in those panties. I mean, nevermind.

Take clippers to your legs before you shave them, it’ll take less time and you won’t kill the razor as quickly. Can you tell I have drag queens for friends?

I try and write daily so I can at least get a feel for how I was feeling, what my day was like, things like that. Along with a very short attention span I have a terrible memory.

Ah, but that’s the thing with addiction. It does taste good, and if you’re anything like me, you’re okay for the first 19 drinks, it’s #20 and all of a sudden you’re passed out on the ground and wasted. It was an easy way to not have to deal with the things I needed to deal with. If that makes any sense. Have you seen my Sharpie? I need to lable my CD and I can’t find it.

I literally own at least 150 pairs of panties. I seem to buy new ones planning to throw the older one’s away, but never get around to it. I’ve been told I’m not allowed to by anymore until I throw some away. But they’re so cute… No one’s here except me and Terry, so who gives a shit if I’m naked all the time? Oh wait, the dog’s here too. *shrugs*

Hell, I slept all day, masterbated a few times, cooked dinner, did the dishes, watched TV and got online. Oh, but at least my CD is done now.

*laughs* This was a whole porno set up. Talking to the camera, moaning louder than I would alone, you know, all the stupid shit we see on porn and think of as real?

I’ve never watched it all the way through, didn’t see the point, I’ve watched myself masterbate too many times in full length mirrors to bother watching a video.

*cracks up laughing* I’m not doing a porn with you. Oh wait, you meant run a site seperately. Hmmm. You never knew the Dominatrix part of me. *laughs* Most people on OD don’t know that shit anymore, I think I wrote about it once and deleted the entry.

Secret Samadhi, Larkini’s Juice. Yes, I was in love with that song.

Astroglide is like $8 at Walmart. The bottle lasts forever because it’s so damn slippery it’s almost scary. That and if someone were to lick you afterwards it’s safe and doesn’t taste funny, unlike the lotion aftertaste *gags* Riiight

No, you’re right, you don’t have the hips. I have enough hips for both of us though. *nods* It’s alright, I won’t have the issues with childbirth skinny women do.

Because of the Indian in me I can’t really grow body hair. The little bit of hair I do have is blond (almost everywhere, dark blond in places) so I don’t worry about shaving my legs too often.

Except for hairy palms at least… I’ve been addicted to enough things that I should know better by now. Of course I don’t, life’s too short not to enjoy to the fullest, and then pay for it at the end.

Speaking of addictions, I need a smoke

I have about 20 pairs from an ex girlfriend. She had worn them like 3 times, but had lost some weight and her boobs shrank, so she gave me her bras and the panties that matched. *shrugs* I’ve been down on her, what’s the big deal about wearing her clean panties?

In real life I’m a complete sub with men, a dom with 99% of the women out there (unless they happen to be more dominant than I am) and in my ex profession life…

*shrugs* I think most women let men be the dominant partner just because of sex stereotypes. My bf became my sub one night, he wasn’t quite sure what to say for the next 3 hours. *smiles*

*laughs* I’m glad I could put some sort of image in your head. *shrugs* I’m ovulating, so I’m overly horny today, I’ve almost had to masterbate that many times to just be able to think straight. Hence the CD I just made. Heh

*smiles* I could be so turned on I’m dripping down my leg, but as long as I’m wearing jeans (which is almost always) no one would know. *smirks*

I’m not a quiet person by nature, so maybe that’s why I don’t worry about moaning even when I’m alone? I’ve lost my train of thought…

Near the condoms you fool. *shakes her head* I’ve lost my train of thought again…damnit!

Finally I remembered! I’ve learned the whole “hold your breath, breathe deep, hold your breath” concept works really well. So well in fact I don’t think I can cum without it it’s so ingrained in me now. Hell, I’ve been doing it since I learned to get off, after reading about people trying oxygen deprivation methods to make for better orgasms.

*dies laughing* Holy hell, thinking of anyone sliding out of my pussy disturbs me.

Which one? I have a sex toy collection that could rival your’s

Lucianus: oh and when i read what Timmy had put on his DD Lucianus: I thought Lucianus: INDESTRUCTABLE PUSSY! Pandora: *laughs*

Lucianus: its juist so weird Lucianus: that a pussy so cute as yours is a dildo and vibrator serial killer

Yes, we dance around naked, try on each other’s clothes and give away the parts of our wardrobe we no longer want/need. I only share panties with her though, I’m not that close to my other friends. If you know what I mean…

Only two of the women I’ve had sex with were friends before we had sex. The other’s were more aquiantances. *shrugs* Shit happens if you’re straight or bi.

more winecuz i got to have itmore skincuz i got to eat it

Dan my nigga from Down SouthUsed to like me to spank him and cum in his mouth…Puerto Rican papi, used to be a DeaconBut now he be sucking me off on the weekendAnd this black dude I called King KongHe had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue don’t you just love the songs I’m listening to? *laughs*

I’m always horniest (is that a word? is now) during my period, as sad as that is. Poor dear, I honestly don’t know how many times I’ve masterbated in a single day. After about the 9th time I quit counting. Usually I’ll have 2-3 orgasms at a time, 1-3 times at a stretch. If it’s oral, hell, I lose count after a while. *smirks*

It’s really a sick trick mother nature played on women. We don’t reach our “sexual peak” until what, our 30’s? And men hit their’s at 18. I swear, when I’m about 35 I’m going to pick up an 18 year old sex slave just so I don’t kill Terry. Poor guy, when I’m 35 he’ll be 43. Eek.

Stretching your legs? Oh now that’s just weird. I wish I had something like that. Oh wait, I’ve had as many as 30 orgasms in an hour. I didn’t walk for a while afterwards, but uhm, yeah.

Clear changes color? Ew. I currently have 6 vibrators/dildos of different sizes and widths. 2 buttplugs and a set of beads. There’s a cyber pussy in the house buy obviously it’s not mine.

I’ve got to take a picture of my butt to shut someone up, keep noting, I’ll be back in a jiff.

I can turn my sex drive off when I want to/need to. Most of the time it’s no big deal. I’m wet if I’m horny or not, so yeah, I guess so. My first kiss/sexual encounter was with a girl. We frenched, got naked and rolled around on the floor “practicing how to have sex” *shrugs*

You can actually “train” yourself to cum without ejaculating, hence becoming a multi-orgasmic male. I ran into one once, it was interesting. He was the only man that could keep up with me. That’s part of why I like women, they have sex drives like my own. *smiles*

I’ll probably be stoned by most women out there that fake it, but only something like 30% of women can have an orgasm from just penetration. That’s why it’s best to learn how to use your tongue or fingers. Sex doesn’t do it for most. I’m lucky though.

I’ve been with both cut and not, I really didn’t notice that much of a difference. Maybe because of the condom? Who knows. The only great thing about the guy that wasn’t circumsized was the fact that he was foreign, didn’t speak a word of english, and I didn’t speak a word of greek. Mmm, he was fun. What was I saying?

It’s cool, I’m sexually harassing Lucianus on aim at the same time, so you can go to bed if you’d like. Nighty night

Lucianus: i am so seriously calling my horse that Pandora: no you are not! Lucianus: you can’t stop me Lucianus: Its full name will be Elissa the mighty vagina of fury Do you see what you’ve done?!

I haven’t even been awake 12 hours yet. *smiles* I like to not masterbate for a few days to a week, then it feels so much better when I do get off. *nods* Will you go to sleep you fool?

I honestly don’t know I’ve ever been down on a girl that doesn’t shave her labia. Hell, I don’t remeber the last time I didn’t shave my labia at least. *smirks*

My first time was with a complete stranger overseas, so I guess that tells you something about my ideas about sex? I had enough “traumatic” sexual experiences with past partners that he seemed like a god in comparison. And he was gorgeous. And I was drunk. And, nevermind.

Very simple…follow her cues, if she moans or does something that sounds positive, KEEP DOING IT! Don’t change in the middle, she could totally lose where she is and have to start at the beginning. Oh, and fingers with tongue are fabulous. But watch out, I’ve almost had a girl snap my neck with her thighs. *smiles* That was fun though

*nods* But I always use condoms. Well, with everyone but Terry that is. And yeah, lube really isn’t an issue unless it’s that weird time in my cycle where I turn into the sahara.

This world would be so much better off if all men would pay attention to how to get a woman off. *nods*

I have a pretty pussy. *nods* Where’s my shrine bitch? *dies laughing* Totally kidding

It’s addicting, damn if it isn’t

Hair only sucks when you have to pause to pick it out of your teeth. *nods*

I guess most women shave at least some of the hair these days. It’s kinda odd to see a woman who doesn’t at least trim her bikini line. Except in that hairy bush porn. Ew

That’s where talking during sex comes in handy. “Mmmhmm, right there, uh huh, that’s right, oh yes, yes yes yes yes!” *dies laughing*

Watch two chicks go at it. You’ll learn all you could possibly need to know. Not porn star type chicks, but real chicks.

Lucianus is still running strong. But it’s only, uhm, just before 10pm there. That’s why I have friends overseas.

Aw, what a good little bitch you’d make. *smirks*

Eh, I’ll have to email you a picture of it so you can make a true shrine. *dies laughing*

Kinda like my experience with an Asian man. Even the smallest American cock seems huge after that. Eep. I’m terrible, I know.

So basically you’re both new to everything? Interesting. I’ve only deflowered one virgin…never again. Oh wait, deflowered one, gave the other head. He followed me around for the next 6 months, it was kinda sad. He was 17 but I thought he was at least 18. Eep. I was 22. *dies laughing*

“I didn’t think I’d last so long. But, I could probably go until noon, if I wanted to. I know, I’m wack.” Go until noon? *snikkers* Nevermind.

There’s more girls out there than you’d think that would like that. *nods*

*laughs* You’ll have an email for when you wake up.

Greenie
August 12, 2003

Basically, I think I just said that we’re “safe with each other” and that can be taken in several different contexts. Maybe you should clarify that by “screwing around” we wouldn’t be having sex. I guess that shows your morals right there. And we could not do it next weekend even if we wanted to. I’m booked for the next two weeks. 🙁

darlingnikki
August 12, 2003

I really enjoyed reading this…someone on the road to self discovery, yet who seems to know what he wants from a relationship. I don’t think there’s anything wrong witha “friends with benefits” type arrangement, but it’s not for everyone. Some people just want more depth than that.

Parliament
August 12, 2003

Eventually, you’ll do it just so you can stop being so analytical about it. 🙂 I was the same way when I was a virgin. —

Jubi
August 12, 2003

Friends with benefits are a good thing, as far as I’m concerned. In my experience, anyways. Likes the new name, BTW.

Kelly
August 12, 2003

Uh. Whoa. Why didn’t I read this last night??

Dude, send me some questions…

Yep….doggie sacs. I like to be graphic. 😛 Sorry you miss your pussy. I miss my two pussies, too. 🙁

RYN: It kinda bugs me. Part of the reason that people perceive feminism so negatively is that things like that get around, and people take them seriously, and then they extrapolate those ideas to anyone fighting for women’s equality. Other than that, I guess it’s ridiculous enough to be funny.

Meginsanity
August 12, 2003

RYN: It might be. My room’s only “small” because of my six bookcases…they kind of take up the whole room, lol. I should paint them purple.

go write your most perverted thoughts under the squirrel on the front page to my diary…

damienne
August 12, 2003

*looks down* *gasps in shock and/or horror and/or arousal* thanks for the tip.

progress
August 12, 2003

ryn: see…somehow I don’t think you should always know where you’re going. Most people change direction many times thoughout life.

progress
August 12, 2003

ryn: define “real job?” as opposed to a fake one? haha

FallingDog
August 12, 2003

Just how many frightening manifestations have you had, anyway????

blondiekt
August 13, 2003

god i love your notes so much i am drunk right now if you lived near me you could come with me to parties that you dont think exist outside of movies what college do you go to? or do you?

blondiekt
August 13, 2003

i put you on my buddy list for AIM why the hell arent you online at seven AM??? failure.

RYN:Are you disturbed by peckers? Or the fact that they were poking me in my orifices or that it was raining peckers? Or did the whole thing have to do with my ass running away? BTW – I kick my emotions in the sack or the lips if they get too out of hand. (I’m not the hugging type.) BAH! *Picks panties out of crack & runs away*

Parliament
August 13, 2003

I have always referred to sex as “messing around” in my diary. Sorry for the confusion. —

ryn: I don’t know, I’ve seen these 5 questions things going around and I want to be a part of it all and you’re just the guy to do it to me.

Kelly
August 13, 2003

Har, har. “You’re just the guy to do it to me.” – Zombywoof

Greenie
August 13, 2003

Question me you asswench!

Jubi
August 13, 2003

RYN: So that would be “friends w/benefits”. You and Hairbrush *nods* Even though you hate the phrase, I can not think of a better one than that

I forgot what the turd I was going to say after reading all yer notes. Ummmmm…OH YEAH!! RYN:Ok, THAT I understand. But dildos are much less visualizing than peckers. And dildos would have littered. At least peckers will turn to dust & such. My neck hurts – were you choking it??

RYN:And you just stood there & WATCHED it??!!! Thanks a lot!!!

I was yelling, “Erghk schlaw keekch eh zzzshkkek!!” ??? Hmph…I hadn’t realized. But really, you didn’t save my life because I was cursing ?? Ooooh, the words, how they hurt so much!!! Pshaw~!

Cameo-Brinks
August 13, 2003

Nice Timmy. Uh…thinking about morals..after a few books… and about 40 years, I decided that if we see the face of G-d and he asks us a question to determine our goodness, he will ask…NOT if we were faithful to mans’ prescribed values..but if we lived life in loving kindness to others and embraced lifes pleasures. uh pleasures. I like that part.

Who said I didn’t have a sac?? Har har!!! As for copping a feel, you didn’t have to wait til I was dead. You could have just asked. Geez – my life or my boob getting squeezed??? Yer just not thinkin this thru, Timmy!

RYN: Uh, thanks for the picture. And, please, pardon my naiveté. ^_^() I’m not even going to ask for further explanation…it might deflower my poor virgin mind. 😛

Timmy!

Meginsanity
August 13, 2003

RYN: …heavy. Yes, you’d think it would be obvious, but now my mom’s convinced my brother is being corrupted when he walked in on us. For no reason. Just to snap pictures. The boy is corrupted, but not by Scotty and I.

Not quite. And virtual women count against you.

I think it adds to my mystique. Think of me as a kind of Lamaesque figure, dispensing wisdom to the unenlightened.

RYN:Yeah, I wear 3 cups. You get used to it. I could smack you, but I’d probably just close my eyes & smile. Its just the chance you have take. *jumps around like a lollipop on crack* <~~~~too much soda

RYN:No kidding!!! Like a guy would really take a size S up to the check-out counter, lol!!! Mike is always kneading his boyz. He won’t wear tighty-whities (thank God) tho because he says then they’re traveling up his asshole. I think balls would drive me crazy. At least with lips, all you have is the occasional one flopping out the side of your undies. Then you have your panties up your

and it is NOT ok for a chick to go digging there. So we have to endure it until we get a private moment. Talk about getting rubbed raw. Some smartie should make that part of the panty out of ben wah balls or something pleasureable like that. Heeeyyyy – there’s your answer to getting rich!

oh man! It left out the word puss. The last word on the first part of the note should be PUSS!

Well, I’m sure some chicks have really floppy lips. But I think what happens most of the time is that the panty kinda gets ‘massaged’ into that position. Or if you’re peeing & have to pull them up quickly. And lips stick together just like nuts do too on those hot days. At least you don’t have hanging balls, by the way you described. Could you imagine taking a turd & your nuts hit the wate

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