The Best Pick-up Line.

I was thinking about the quickest way to judge a girl’s character. My interior monologue came across this, and I think this is the most offensive, and most effective way to see what a girl’s limits are.

“Will you have my abortion?”

Ha ha. YES. Rape, pedophelia, jews, NOTHING IS SACRED! I believe you can joke about anything. The ultimate offensive joke would probably involve an aborted jew who was raped by a big black man. What? IT’S FUNNY! After all, big black men always commit crimes, and jews are always victims.

Moreover, if a girl tells me that abortion is her birth control of choice and she had three last month, she either has an awesome wit, or is batshit nuts.

I would laugh up a storm if somebody asked me that. Oh, damn that is good. Man, Timberz, this makes me wish I was a guy for a day, so I could ask as many girls as humanly possible that question and record their reactions. I’d never date a girl who didn’t laugh at that question. I mean, really. It’s too funny for words. Hey- are you going to ask your interest that?

People probably think I’m crazy for joking about abortion…. but that only makes me a better human being than them. Or a sicker one.

I’d say it’s a combo of awesome wit and batshit nuts. 😉

I seriously would not say that to any girl, if I were you. Judging her limits or not, you keep wondering why girls don’t stick around.

Conscientious, rather. Knowing you, you’d probably say that to some girl who has had one and is majorly psychologically damaged over it. It’s called tact.

That line was used on me, back in August ’06. It seems to have worked, I’m marrying the man in November. Ha. Signed, Your sometimes lurker. 😛

ryn: Don’t aww me, I love having my hair ruffled. 😛 Perhaps, if it means getting my hair played with more, I shall lurk more often. Le gasp! /poor reply. Too tired.

If your diary is no indication of who you are, then no, I guess I’m completely clueless.

So, if you say that you’re going to walk up to some girl and ask her to have your abortion, I’m to infer that you’re actually not going to do what you just said you’d do? Try saying what you mean and meaning what you say. Works wonders.

RYN: Then it’s not a pick-up line. A pick up line, by definition is something you say to someone you barely know, have just met with the hope of making them interested in you. I know you love arguing to prove you’re right, but really, it’s become extremely tiresome. Do you have any idea how obnoxious you are like 24/7? I think I can count on one hand the number of notes I’ve gotten from youthat did not offend me or were not obnoxious in some way. Like I’ve said before, I know how much you enjoy having your ass kissed, but I’m not going to do that anymore.

yes, but,..will you have mine??? 😉 humor is all in the delivery sometimes. Q… what do you call it when a Czechoslovakian has an abortion? . . . . . A cancelled czech hehehehe. now you know thats funny right…