That’s Right, Ladies, I’m Single.

Kivudet and I were renting Puppet Master and Deuce Bigolow from Blockbuster when the cute girl at the counter asked me how old I was. I’m 19. I asked if she was going to ID me. *smiles* She said the movies were age-restricted.

I’m reminded of something Erin told me a long time ago. Wow. It HAS been a long time. Anyway, she used to work at Pink’s Pharmacy. She’d ID guys when they’d buy cigarettes, just to see whether she has a shot at them. That cute girl at Blocksbuster totally made my day.

You should have mounted her right then and there. And if she didn’t scream for a policemen, you’d know she’s punk rock.

Heh, heh – Zomby sounds like Burgess Meredith in Grumpy Old Men”: “Did mount her, son? Has she got good thighs?”

oh that was me …. and they’re right you should have mounted me

bambi looks cool

Thats because you ARE a cutie. My jaw fell off, yes, fell off when you said OMGYOURSOFAT I almost died, but then you said you were kidding, and that I was sexy and it was all better/

Timmy… dont tell me that you have a small white penis, because I want to marry you. Can I buy you a new one?

You know… thinking about it.. I want a pet name

You say you’re so good at reading people… what are you reading off of me oh Godesque Timmy

No. It makes me really mad that she just POOFED. Stinky Skunkie

TIMMY! I am most CERTAINLY a necessity!

I will teach you everything you need to know about the cunnilingus art technique

blah I have a vib.. it hurts, first of all, they think ALL women want huge penis’ in them, its like a fucking foot! And it does NOT bend even though its a two in one, vib and dildo

dildo sounds so much dirtier than vib

You think I’m sexy? Oh Timmy, I think I just orgasmed! You made me so happy

my diary isn’t the only pink place! Ooh… that was SO dirty

Mike is exceptionally good. But when he didn’t learn from me, he adapted to me, if a girl gets to teach you? Your hers for life.

Kelly

June 19, 2003

You’re cyber-fucking that girl, aren’t you? I’m totally kidding, of course.

thats it. i like your diary.