That’s one high-rez flashlight.

I was taking screenshots for my own amusement. When something happened. Scroll slowly, there’s a point to this. Well, up to a point. Just. Just follow along, okay?

And if your max resolution isn’t 1280 x 1024, you have my pity. I’m keeping these original size.

One of my favorite spots, that I can actually remember. I mean, LOOK at it. It screams, “DON’T COME IN HERE, IT’S EVIL!” Naturally, when you grab the datathingie, a fire-ball throwing guy spawns. I swear, once you stop flinching, circle-strafing once again becomes your best friend. Also, returning fire is always a good strategery™.

These guys seem much more evil when they’re actually, you know, trying to kill you.

Doing my usual Kill-The-Lurker thing. Er, not that kind of lurker.

So I got lazy? I was trying to get a screenshot of pumping this one deadite, when I got swiped from the left side. Yes, I remember it was the left side. Unlike DOOM2, where you could take hits and not really feel anything, DOOM3 and other games add that extra encouragement to not get hit. Whoops.

Even in the future, there’s Windows™.

Oh look, the lurker I killed. I think that’s him. For kicks, I took a screenshot of me eyeing his ass.

Naturally I shot his ass. And look at him disintegrate HEY WAIT A MINUTE. THE BULLET HASN’T HIT HIM YET!

*points and jumps up and down*

This, I must investigate!

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I wasn’t aware that deadites were so intimidated by me that they’d eject their brains before the bullet even hit them.

Whoever coded DOOM3 obviously had a sense of humor.

Even a swing of my flashlight, and his brain pops out.

Even with my fist – oh wait, I took the screenshot too early.

RAWR! DISINTEGRATE BEFORE ME!

I really wish more advanced monsters didn’t immediately dissolve. I’d love to have giant carcasses just laying around.

HEY, WATCH ME KILL THIS GUY! Er, oh. I already killed him. Whoops.

I find it amusing that my flashlight is crisper than a random leg laying around.

And for originalsinner, my settings.

I forget what vertical sync is offhand, but I decided I didn’t need it/want it on.

Yeah. That’s my pixel-blasting for tonight. Suddenly, I’m seeing the replay value of DOOM3. And Gameplay For All.

And for anybody that’s curious, I have a modest GeForce 6600, an Athlon 64 3200+, and a gig of Corsair BlingRAM.