Tattoo Timmy Survey.
Jenny got a new tattoo recently. One of earth, on the small of her back. I kept poking her, as her shirts aren’t long enough. Melissa got one the other day, a kitty on her ankle. I naturally asked her why she didn’t get that somewhere else. *snickers*
It’s typically been the case that if I’m against something, I usually end up swinging around and enjoying it. Cliff’s at least gotten me to enjoy Star Wars video games. That said, it’s interesting to ponder what exactly I’d get a tattoo of, if I did. That’s the entire reason I’ve had no interest, afterall. I have no interest in being 80 and having some stupid ink on my body that I can’t get rid of. “Starland Vocal Band? THEY SUCK!”
As I’ve said so often, after the circumcision, I’m just not interested in permanently altering my body. *snickers* Ah, but this would be my choice.
I have my own ideas, some outlandish, some doable. But I’m curious what other people think. If I got a tattoo, what do you think it should be of, and where? Responses need not be serious, or anything you think I’d actually do. Just be honest. Of course, if you want to convince me of a great idea, go ahead. What comes to mind?
Why don’t you get a potato? I read somewhere that this guy got a potato. Maybe a close-up of a foreskin?
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id want a truck on my ass so when i got old and fat, i could just add wheels 🙂
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A little tombstone with RIP Lisa Electron
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heh, I don’t know what you’d get. I think it would be something outrageous and unique, to be honest. I couldn’t see you getting something that everyone else had…..You’re that way 🙂
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Those old school stars or sparrows are rocking tattooes. Or you could tattoo something of what it would look like when you get old and wrinkly, therefor there would be no surprises of what it would look like when you get old. And when if gets more jacked up when you get old and wrinkly, claim that magic markers attacked you in a war against glitter. =)
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A flag with a foreskined penis on it? On your ankle. Lmao @ Starland Vocal Band.
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There is a guy I read about who will tattoo your “name or logo” on his bald head for a certain amount on ebay. What is the amount, you ask? $60,000… Interesting eh?
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How ’bout a tiny image of Lisa Electron on the pad of your right ring finger?
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^Just fyi. The potato tattoo is from this series: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0380731509/qid=1108616462/sr=8-5/ref=pd_csp_5/102-5547256-9720141?v=glance&s=books&n=507846
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Oh, and I think you schould get a UPC barcode on the back of your neck. : P
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er…*should!
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I was at a bar with a friend of mine when some guy came up to hit on her. He introduced himself as Bert. She asked him “Where’s Ernie?” The guy pulled his waistband down a little, and sure enough, there was a tat of Ernie. Ergo, you need a tat of Lassie.
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I have a crown.
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RYN: Oh, there’s this one chapter where some kid wants to get a tattoo. And all the other kids are going nuts thinking about what he’ll get, making suggestions, yadda yadda yadda. Then finally, he gets it. And it’s a potato. And it looks like a big wart. But he says he couldn’t stand the pressure in the final moment, and it just slipped out.
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Duuude, you should get like, a skull, with a snake wrapped around it, and fire in the background, and, like, lightning bolts!!
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You definitely shouldn’t get this: http://members.iinet.net.au/~tiki/temp/backpiece4nz.jpg (warning: not safe for work, children, or sanity.)
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I think the hangman would be hott
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ryn: ahhh I always wondered how that worked. Tell me what do you think about the female orgasim, you know the one that shoots out?? Have you ever done this ???
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Get my name tattooed on your penis. Go on. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
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No tattoos. They are so 90’s. 😉 Be well,
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RYN: My tattoo is a crown. I highly recommend one just like it.
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i like the foreskin. but I think a tattoo should be something that means something to you! thats what my three are… something special to me.
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Dude, I have two tattoos and I’m fcking obsessed. Yummy.
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don’t let people decide what you’d have inked. tattoos should be little trophies of what you go through in life. very personal. i love the “i <3 me" idea. it's you. and it'll make you smile when you see it in the mirror after a shower.
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A bag of cheese poofs and a glass of lemonade 🙂
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Well, totally unoriginal… but you ever though of having your name done in something like japanese/chinese/another lanuage/plain ol’ english? It’s not flashy or witty, but hey, it’s not something that you’d look back on and wonder why you made a tribute to it, either… Take care
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A tattoo on your body would be like putting a fig leaf on Michelangelo’s David – excessive and drawing attention from what is really important – your body as a whole. If you MUST have a tattoo (which you will later regret when it gets faded and blurred), have “Bush ’04” tattooed on your glans. That will give you a great incentive to continue your foreskin restoration. 🙂 T
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HOW ABOUT A CHIMICHANGA?!?! ::Claps::
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Don’t get any tattoos. That’s so, everyone else.
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I think you should get a tattoo on the gooch…a “Divided Highway Begins” street sign, with arrows pointing to each respective orifice
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On your penis…get tattoo’d: Shorty’s Place, Chatanooga Tennesee. Established 1892. *grin*
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