State of Timmy’s Balls Report.

They’re pretty good. What else is there to say? *thinks* I knew regrowing, then shaving, would make the skin more sensitive. I was right.

Aside from fondling my largest organ (my skin), I’ve been playing more of this:

After the fact, I realize I could have picked better things to take a screenshot of. But the fact that there was a leg hanging in mid-air caught my eye. I read a lot about how you spend a lot of time in the dark, switching between a flashlight and a gun. Damn, they were right. Enemies are much smarter than the enemies of old, but are still computers. Once I got my circle-strafing back in gear, I was fine. But. Again, as I read, you spend most of your time in tight corridors.

*burps*

Taquitos in the oven.

Amidala

March 10, 2005

oh I *hate* when giant orange feet step on bruce willis

Lynne

Taquitos sound delightful. I’ve been craving quesadillas all day.

ShatteredSoul

yay taquitos. i want some now. i had some authentic, homemade mexican taquitos at one of my scholarly classmates’ houses. they were yummyful. um… yes glad your balls are doing well.

Pixel

*giggles*

whats a Taquitos??

originalsinner

Are you playing “Doom”, or that cheap knock-off, “Boot of Doom”? 🙂

TESTICLES!!!!!!!!!!

Ah, Timmy. You always seem to have too many balls in the air. 🙂 In Korea, my Army company had the motto “Balls to the Wall.” The troops would yell that out when saluting an officer: “Balls to the Wall, sir.” But then we started getting females in. I was worried that they’d complain about the motto until I heard a couple of them call out it to other officers; they thought it was a GREAT motto.

I seriously thought you were posting a picture of your balls. I scrolled down VERY slowly… 😉 That would have been a RIOT though. Glad your balls are well.

I am now complete.

And damn Bang Bang’s no-package policy.

'Rella

March 11, 2005

See, now that’s why I don’t play games like that. When people start getting stepped on, it’s time to quit. Be well,

Scarlett Starlet

yes, I must agree with the previous noters, you should have included a photo of some testes! can’t go wrong with it!