Sims2, Part XXII: Jesus Breaks Free


Yeah, Carl got Trista pregnant fast.

I got sick of that dresss he was wearing so I gave her different clothes and different hair.

He is.. The One.

Enjoy the good food while it lasts.

Hello, Free Will.

Jesus does not need a party.

Jesus says, “Screw you guys.”

Smoke from the oven?

Carl, you idiot.

Jesus doesn’t like his smoke detector?

I built Jesus’s house to be the core of a large house, but we’ll see if it turns into anything.

Jesus actually got demoted fast.

Jesus meditating.

Jesus levitating.

Jesus tele…

..porting.

Being checked out by Angela Dime.

Angela Dime smells.

Courtney tells Jesus to talk to the hand.

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January 23, 2006

this is great. one of my sims had that same scenario and he chose the same thing jesus did…but he got FIRED for it! I need to get my sims meditating. I can see that. How do you get ghosts to come? I’ve had a death in one of my family and her tombstone is in the yard but there is no ghost and I am very disappointed.

did the other sim have her baby yet?

January 23, 2006

Jesus got dissed

January 23, 2006

*hugs* Thanks for being here for me, Timmy. We’ll try to work it out, you know? As long as he tries, I’ll stick it out.

It kind of looks like Angela is grabbing Jesus’s crotch. How dare she!

January 23, 2006

well, my lorrie sim died because some asshole put her in the swimming pool and took away the ladder. So…drowning? Maybe starvation? I’m gonna be pissed if the ghost does not show up soon. ps love the new beard on jesus.

January 23, 2006

*laughs* I hadn’t seen the teleporting in action yet. That’s awesome. Michael’s sim married Curtis, the General…the first guy that landed on his friggin doorstep. Curtis had one of those challenges and got $50,000!!! Can we say envy? Erm, yeah.

gotta love sims. gotta love that sims2 is actually available on MAC too.. Your characters are awesome. *smirks* *hugs* R.

I never even saw this entry. Woot. LOL this Sims thing will never lose it’s lust.

Aww poor Jesus. Now is he really the one?

Hmm, I’ve never had any of my Sims learn to teleport – I’m more of a cheat and use moveobjects on and manually move someone, heh.

LMAO…I’ve had a Satan character, but not a Jesus one. I’m thinking I need some polytheistic characters.