Sims2, Part XVIII: Old Lesbians

Ah, the Johnsons. I figured it was time to let Keith grow up, if only a little. I’ve been toying with free will. They can more or less do whatever they want – except eat. I hate when they waste food. As you can see, Keith would rather read the paper than play SSX3.

As these are the Johnsons, that annoying family who has a lot of kids and otherwise makes you jealous with how ubiquitous they are, it was time to suck up to the Headmaster yet again to get them into Private School.

The bastard likes chess.

Touring Kyle’s old room was a huge boost. The headmaster liked it, causing him to stare at Brian’s ass.

Keith sleeping.

Keith stretching, and Carol getting out of bed.

Carol twirling into her school uniform.

Keith become a teenager and turned into an uglier version of Kyle. Kyle was barely good at being Kyle, but Keith.. *hides*

Anyway, it’s time for Jizzabella and Natasha to become old. I held a double-birthday party. The usual invites?

Whoa, she looks like an old slut!

There, now she looks like an old slut.

Elmer’s looking pretty sexy, no?

Bubba and Xanatos in the pool.

Natasha needed nothing done, except the game-driven boob sag-age.

They may be old, but they still know how to eat pussy.

Unfortunately, both of them have collectively done everybody at the party?

Elmer, you should have known they were sluts!

Xanatos comes over randomly without ringing the doorbell to play SSX3.

Exterminator’s here.

Somehow, I was expecting something more vicious. Clearly the Repo Man is still the awesomest NPC.

Old Lesbian Chess.

Yeah, they haven’t retired yet. Soon, soon. Thing is, once they retire, I won’t know what to do with them aside from slut them out. Hey, they can’t get pregnant.

Jizzabella in the hot tub – alone.

Jizzabella taking a dump – alone.

Xena walking the plank.

Good cannonball form, no?

Maybe.

OLDHOTGAYSEX.

I have no idea why this NPC was streaming bubbles behind him. All I know is that he was in the pool while I ignored him.

Lard-ass wanted food without my permission. So I punished her.

You want some food?

EAT SOME GODDAMN FOOD! KEEP EATING, SLUT!

I can’t remember offhand who’s in the pool.

Wow, Wayne doesn’t look disturbing. He’s grown into his Bubba-lite face.