Sims2, Part XIX: The New Wife.

..But first, there’s still the matter of the old wives.

I almost bet I could have him die of fright.

Rosa stealing food out of the fridge.

Ma really wants to sleep?

That was Rosa, I was watching.

Poor guy can’t do anything without being haunted.

How would you feel if you were alone in your house while being haunted by TWO dead wives?

Uh oh, the social bunny!

..Except, I just called Celeste over.

And she’s rather social with him of her own volition.

Naturally, Pa decided to take this punk out.

Yeah, or you’ll END UP LIKE HIS LAST TWO WIVES!

Weeds continue to multiply.

Ma stealing food while Pa prepares some.

She must be jealous.

She must not want him to wash his hands.

Coming through the painting to scare him.

Of course, guess what he was painting.

“I wish The One could help me.”

“I wish I could not be old.”

“I wish I was being fellated by a minor.”

“I.. wish I was a ladybug?”

“Damn you, Ma. You could have ordered out for pizza. Oh wait, you did. And I ate that pizza in your honor.”

Somehow, that pink dress suits Xena rather well.

Hello wife number three.

I got the wedding interactions down. Cake good. Toasting, bad.

Celeste fanning herself due to Xanatos’s hotness.

Gee, I wonder why Yojimbo is telling ghost stories…

Rosa obviously wasn’t pleased with him remarrying, causing him to crap his pants.

Ma wandering the weeds.

Are they a deceased team of mayhem?

Rosa coming up through her own daughter to cause Celeste to crap herself.

You kind of asked for it, Celeste.

Celeste getting into the limo for the honeymoon while being very stinkie.