Sims: A Glance at the Diddleys.

(1)
Man, I forgot how awesome this house is. I have a thing for symmetry. I’ve also wanted to execute a space-efficient two-story house. Main problem with two-story houses is getting between floors. Two pairs of unintrusive stairs accommodates this rather well.

(2)
There’s plenty of room, yet it never feels like anybody has to walk too far. And seriously, sometimes four bathrooms isn’t enough.

(3)
Xanatos has been through a lot in his life. He’s nearing the end soon.

(4)
Breakfast at the Diddleys.
No, Xanthus isn’t being a rebel. I just forgot that “serving” food only feeds six. Seriously.

(5)
Xanthus kisses Kiki as Madelene Cunt watches for some unknown reason.

(6)
You’d think people would get sick of breaking out the noisemakers.

(7)
Xanthus, heir to the throne, is now a man.
Nevermind the Xavier was the first male born. HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A DIDDLEY!

(8)
Barbara playing darts with her son, Xirk.

(9)
Xavier, BIGGAYDAN, and Xena relaxing. Old people love hot tubs.

(10)
I’m almost about to install a second one with the way people gravitate towards it.

(11)
Xanatos seems to wake up earlier these days.

(12)
Not much else to do at 3 AM.

(13)
What has he done with his life? Is there anything more?

(14)
He meditates.

(15)
Barbara flippin` omelettes. Isn’t it painfully obvious she married into the family?

(16)
Xanatos juggling.

(17)
Don’t know why they love doing this.

(18)
Xanthus and Barbara do the “Hey family, I’m home and I’m awesome!” thing.

(19)
Xirk’s such a little mama’s boy so far.

(20)
Xanatos taking an interest in his first grandchild, Xirk.

(21)
I didn’t even throw a party, I just happened to have some people over.

(22)
XULTAR THE DESTROYER BECOMES A TEENAGER.

Jesus, there’s a birthday every other day.

(23)
I screwed up last time somehow, so time to fellate the schoolmaster again.

(24)
Xena waving to Xavier.

(25)
Took a little time to get Xultar sorted out.

(26)
Typical view of mine when I’m keeping track of everybody. I should have done a full screenshot.

(27)
Xanatos and Courtney cuddling in the hot tub. The adolescent flame still flickers.

(28)
I… I don’t get it.

(29)
Good night, Diddleys.

(30)
The whole family tree is actually screwed up in the game because Xanatos was adopted by two black lesbians after Pa Diddley lost his marbles following Ma Diddley’s untimely death. And also because Xanatos adopted and raised his own sister, Xena. I know the true family tree. I played the game, after all.

There’s a… Diddley Family Curse, if you want to call it that. Marrying into the family typically means death. I decided to let Barbara live for some reason. Being a cute gardener was entirely what got her into the family in the first place. I actually wasn’t going to let Xavier reproduce!

So anyway, Xanthus and Xavier are half-brothers, and they are cousins with Xultar. Xirk is Xavier’s first child, and Xanatos’ first grandchild.

Not that that makes things any less confusing with all the damn people with names starting with X. I need to have my characters mate with people already in the game, rather than constantly creating new spouses. I got enough damn people in the game!