Satisfaction.

So after posting yesterday, I decided to randomly check up on WebCT, or whatever it’s called now. See if there was anything I missed. Turns out my Exercise Physiology class was canceled. Prof had an eye appointment, and there was a complication. Poor guy hasn’t been having a good semester. First reaction:

“Aw, motherfucker! I stayed for nothing!”

Second reaction:

“Screw this, I’m going home.”

Third reaction:

“I should really optimize this time, and work on my paper, if only a little.”

So I did.

I gave myself more downtime. I’m know my proportion of downtime to actual papertime is high, but the fact is, I’m doing something, which makes me feel better.

Woke up this morning so utterly content that I did not want to get out of bed.

So I didn’t.

Purrrrrrrr.

Sometime around 9 AM, I got out of bed, ate, and showered naked, using most of the hot water. I noticed my bush was GIGANTIC, which naturally inspired me to take some pictures. I’m weird like that. I felt like documenting it. I think it’s cute when my penis is all tiny.

I ended up being ten minutes late to class, but she tends not to get into a lecturing groove until fifteen minutes in. I’m behind on doing chem homework, but I”m not entirely worried. I may end up just doing a self-review of the material, as it’s simply noticing patterns in things. I’m good with patterns.

After class, I went and played Smash Bros Melee with veritable strangers. Cue instant mood boost. I had two epic battles against Gordon. First match, Hyrule Temple. He was Roy, I was Pikachu. I kept getting yelled at by everybody for being a cheap bastard. Oh yes. My god, I’m so used to being chased in Hyrule Temple, that I wasn’t phased at all. I actually stayed out of the cave most of the time, as I wanted his lightning move available. I know I can go down there and shock people from above, but I picked my spots rather than looking for it specifically.

Basically, when it was down to Gordon and I, he had two lives to my one. He was really, really, really cocky, so I knew I could goad him into chasing me. Cliff would be proud. I nickel and dimed him so much, especially with pikachu’s basic electrical move. And instead of just, you know, walking away, he tried to deflect it either with a counter or with a sword swing, missing half the time. Otherwise, I got him to chase me around, and I was able to counterattack when I saw an openning. Especially with Marth/Roy, a full frontal assault is a bad idea. Unless I toss an electrical and then immediately go for a charge when he’s in the middle of being shocked.

Anyway, I won the match, and the entire room was in uproar. Ha ha!

Second match, he was Roy, and I was Peach. On Final Destination, which is not one of my levels. When it was down to him and I, I really thought I was going to lose. I don’t know how I scratched that out. I hadn’t much room for error, and I didn’t have that many tricks left. I remember landing directly in front of him right when he was using a charged attack, but JUST out of reach. I know range of characters. I couldn’t even tell you how I finished him. I do know my vegetables came in handy.

Gordon’s pretty good. I think we could learn from each other if he let down his ego a little bit. I remember when he first fought me one-on-one, he exclaimed, “Wow, you’re pretty good.” I’ve played harder people. I remember this kid Mike who was in my hall at Rutgers. My god, he made playing Ganondorf look easy. And my roommate Lloyd, he was a good Marth. Or maybe I’m just better than I was then.

I remember the match after all of that, I was Game & Watch (you know you want my sausages in your mouth), and I ended up fighting a sheik. I relied on my aerial attacks, and basically avoided all melee battles with him unless I had a clear openning. I like the floor rise move, that shoots people straight up. I didn’t win, but I don’t usually win as Game & Watch. I play him when I want to have fun.

I went and worked on my paper, mostly resource-related stuff, for two hours and then came back. Kids there were obsessed with trying to do the Black Hole trick. Ugh. People, just PLAY! This girl with red hair wanted to do a Pichu Party. Erik would be proud, she demanded to be Goggles Pichu. Most people don’t know how to play as Pichu, so I ended up killing everybody else off. Meanwhile, she quietly ran away and remained at full stock. She has four lives to my two, and she was playing pretty cowardly. That’s how I play! Pichu has REALLY limited range, and I couldn’t get any momentum. And she was REALLY good at running away. So she won. Which is cool.

Next match was all falcos. No sitting back there, I handedly kicked everybody’s asses.

To go back to pikachu, I think most of the people there were really shocked at how much damage his forward quick head-butt can rack up. YES. I RULE.

Man, most of this entry is Melee.

After that, I went and visited Loralei at her place of residence. I brought Warriors Orochi, so she could understand how awesome it is to be in a thicket of men. She liked the game muchly. She fed me eggs and toast, and I drank some of her moomilk. The game’s a button-masher, so I didn’t need to explain much. I had a suspicion she’d take to Oichi. As a result, she’s now Level 76. To put that in perspective, Ieyaso Tokugawa is only level 60ish. I think. And Yoshimoto is level 60ish, as well.

We got in some quality cuddletime. She’s so squeezable!

I realized I was feeling really horny, so I had to watch myself. My mind was thinking, “I bet her vulva’s hairy. And it’s right there! DUDE, SHUT UP. BE RESPECTFUL.” Reasonable urges, but not something I want from her. She’s a cuddlebuddy, not a fuckbuddy. So, I was a good boy.

May wank tonight. May not.

She actually asked me whether I had a big dick. I laughed. She must have felt me against her. Hey, happens. I’m proud of my erections, I feel no shame. I just don’t want sexual tension between us. So I downplay it. I told her that while I am not gigantic nor will I injure a girl with my penis, I do just fine for myself. She joked that maybe she’s just been with guys with tiny penises.

Ha ha, she asked if I had a big dick. I am amused.

Contentness. She was really warm. And I’m normally a very warm person, so I had to shift positions a couple of times to avoid overheating.

We had more time than usual, so I was able to really relax. I actually reached that point where I realized I had gotten enough cuddling in. I haven’t felt that in ages. Satisfaction. SATISFACTION! So I broke from cuddling, and we played one more match. Oichi’s so overpowered that she ended the level, killing Masamune Daté, without even realizing it.

I think I’ve understated just how stressed I’ve been. I can’t express just HOW MUCH BETTER I feel right now. I joke that I haven’t had a day off since August, but I guess accumulated stress caught up with me. I really felt burned out earlier this week. Taking today off from employment was a flat-out GOOD decision for me. For me. I needed today off from employment. I feel refreshed, rejuvenated. Happy. Satisfied.<BR>

I’m glad I listened to myself and did my best in satisfying my needs.