Quotes of the Day for 8-22-7
Erica: “I like the girl scouts.”
Me: “I only like to eat their cookies. (Pause.) Read into that however you wish.”
Sam: “…Oookay.”
Sam: “Guess what we’re making tonight.”
Erica: “What?”
Sam: “A baby!”
Trisha: So, this is what this lady sounds like, “That’ll be a number 9, right? BARK BARK BARK. Hard or soft taco? BARK BARK BARK…”
<car pulls up, revealing a dog in the car.>
Me: “…Oh, I didn’t realize you meant she had a dog in the car, I thought you were being mean and referring to her.”