Quote of the Day which was actually a few days ago

Okay, I just posted like two hours ago, but whatever. It’s a quote I’ve had in my head for a couple days and it amuses me. I was busting a n00blet’s chops for not having his shirt tucked in. My assistant manager says,

“Yeah, Tim’s more of a ballbuster than I am.”

This amuses me, because my Ass. Man. prides himself in being an asshole. Me, I’m just executing what the Boss Lady says. Make the crew look professional, and coach whenever people aren’t doing things by the book.

On a completely unrelated note, I saw “sport tampons” on an end-aisle display at Mr. Grocery Store. (That should totally be the actual name of one, shouldn’t it?) Now, most people are aware that women don’t go sit in a hut when they bleed from their Vagina. And I’m aware you can be PHYSICALLY ACTIVE and shit when you’re bleeding from your Vagina. I just wonder. What the hell makes a tampon… sporty? Or sport-friendly? Wouldn’t you just use a smaller tampon so you don’t notice it as you shift and shit? Do sport tampons have a tag at the end where you can put your team’s name on it?

Naturally, it was just a passing thought. You know me and passing thoughts. “GET THE TAMPON THAT KICKS YOUR PERIOD WHILE YOU KICK YOUR OPPONENT’S ASS!”

Also, note to self: Don’t wear flip-flops when it’s raining unless it’s over 80 degrees. YOUR FEET WILL GET FUCKING FREEZING.

Anyway, I’m going to down some water, masturbate, and get started on that nap I’ve been looking forward to.