Quote of the Day for 9-26-7
- Jessica Emsley: Orgasm. Repeat as necessary.
Timmy: You orgasmed?
Jessica Emsley: What? No.
Jessica Emsley: I’m reading your masturbation paper, fool.
Jessica Emsley: FOOL.
Timmy: I originally posted it in OD, of course.
Jessica Emsley: Nice.
Jessica Emsley: “Wash hands, if desired.” How many dudes don’t desire to wash their hands?
Jessica Emsley: Ew, man. Ew.
Timmy: I never do.
Jessica Emsley: EW.
Timmy: Why should I wash my hands after my wank?
Timmy: Semen is clean.
Jessica Emsley: Everyone who shakes your hand is vicariously touching your penis!
Timmy: AWESOME.
Timmy: Man, I need more handjobs.
Jessica Emsley: Also, I recently discovered my dad doesn’t wash his hands after peeing.
Jessica Emsley: I’VE BEEN TOUCHING HIS PENIS FOR YEARS. 🙁
For the record, I wash my hands after I pee. I’ve just never associated masturbation with being an “unclean” activity, that’s all. Moreover, I tend to wank right before bed, so it’s not like I ejaculate on my hand and then rub it on people. That might be a little rude.
lol. That was freaking hilarious. Well, your right though I don’t wash my hands after maturbation and because to me it’s my own germs so why should I wash them away. lol. I’d wash them before going out in public though because to have other people touching my stuff then it would be like their selves fingered me. That would be a little weird. lol
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RYN: The protein I get is whey protein. It’s called Unjury, and it has a good amino acid complex or something. It’s 20 grams a scoop, but more than 1 scoop per 8 oz would be unbearable. My problem is that I can’t count on getting three 8 oz anything down in one day. -_-()
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HAHAHA! This is awesome.
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The last two lines… Priceless. ~
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hahahahahaha
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I wash after I masturbate if I’m a little less than fresh down there. Don’t want my fingers smelling fishy. But if I’m clean, then I don’t.
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LMAO. BRILLIANT!
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We are awesome. Do you wash your hands after masturbation and before Taco Bell? Is your semen in my taco?!
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USE A CONDOM.
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