Quote of the Day for 9-20-7

“But that’s math!” – puny female in my chem lecture

I was also asked today whether I’m jewish. I get that so often, you’d think people are able to see my circumcision scar through my pants or something. If only I could retort, “No, I still have all of my penis.” Ha ha, that would catch people off-guard. Though, still makes people blink when I say, “No, only my penis is jewish.”

I am very calm, quiet, and very much at peace today. I am good. The weekend awaits. I believe I will attempt to visit Cliff on Friday and Sunday. We shall see.

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September 20, 2007

LOL, I remember people whining about the math in chemistry when I was a chem major. I think the math is just about the only thing I really really liked about the subject.

September 20, 2007

I thought you were Jewish for a long time. You’re funny and good with numbers! OH HO HO, RACISM IS FUNNY/ORIGINAL. But mostly, you just look Jewish. You’ve got Jew hair. I guess Indian hair is a lot like Jew hair, but I guess since you’re pale as f-ck, no one makes that assumption. Dirty kike.

September 21, 2007

Go back to bed.

September 21, 2007

have a good weekend.

September 21, 2007

Math is the only subject where the answer cannot be close. You are either wrong or right.

I wish I could pull that line “Do you have Italian in you? No? Would you like to?” Alas, because of my lack of penis I can’t say that. Unless I were to finger their ass or something. My finger is Italian!

September 24, 2007

i remember asking you if you were jewish. well, being as you’re indian, it’s not really a far cry to israeli, is it?