Quote of the Day for 12-7-7

So I was briefly chatting with a guy who noticed someone shaving creamed the handle to the men’s bathroom. Savages, I know. He mentioned how he used to be a janitor. I mentioned how women’s bathrooms tend to be worse (as Cliff informed me). He had this to say:

“This one time, I saw written with a tampon, ‘MY COOTER EXPLODED.'”

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December 7, 2007

That’s disgusting. I’ve never seen a women’s bathroom which was worse than the mens.

December 7, 2007

I once attempted to clean the women’s bathroom in Panera. I had to keep coming back out every 5 minutes or so because of the atrocious smell.

I’ve never seen a women’s bathroom worse than a men’s either, and having worked at Jack in the Box, I’ve had some experience. Women don’t take dumps in the urinal. The cooter explosion thing though, priceless.

December 7, 2007

teenagers ? here often use vegemite on doorhandles at school Ladies powder rooms are allways cleaner than the mens If not they wait till they get home or look for a cleaner loo Librarysare usualy the cleanest Mothers throwing disposable diapers on the floor by the bin are the most disgusting thing you smell in the ladies never find sanitary napkins They all go into the bin

Haaaaaahaaa

December 7, 2007

I once exploded a cooter. That ended my foray into bisexuality.

December 9, 2007

That is both horrible … and wonderful all at once!

ew