Quote of the Day for 12-14-6

“What would Princess Di say if she was alive today?

…LET ME OUT!!!!” – Sam, Liz’s british friend

“What was Princess Di’s last thought before she died?

…DASHBOARD!” – Sam

Heh. He was also saying how he was charged with possession of weed in part because he had an accent. ..Okay, he actually HAD weed on him, but still.

Explanation for Darcey: Apparently, there’s a checklist of things they have to look for before they can charge you with possession of marijuana. Or something. That’s what he claims. Apparently, talking in an accent is one of the signs of being high? Maybe it wasn’t possession he was referring to, but actually being high. I’m not sure. We later talked about a guy who had a degenerative nerve disorder who was throw in jail for being drunk because he couldn’t pass the normal tests. The criple got buttraped in prison? He later sued and won. Anyway. Since he is BRITISH, he can’t help but talk in a British accent, and as such, they thought he was high? ….

I took some rather grainy photos of my bloody cup the other day. I was surprized at how much I bled in one night.

You’re gonna have to explain that ‘charged with possession of weed due to British accent’ thing a little more fully…

pulchritude

December 14, 2006

the dashboard joke is mean but halarious. those are the best kind of jokes…where your ethics gets pushed to the curb for the giggling.

Officer: “You’re under arrest for public intoxication.” Girls: “No officer, don’t take him, he’s Canadian!” Officer: “Got weed on you, son?”

Hehehehe…

RYN: I don’t know. Are we friends? At some point I hope you can just accept that my opinions are often different than your own, that you’re not going to ‘convert’ me, and respect me as I am, as I’ve learned to respect you. Or something like that.