Quote of the Day for 12-13-6

There was a chick with two other guys. It was just us in the student center. I was rather tired and not fully conscious, eating my third meal of the day.

Female:
(I turn to their direction.)
Female: Come over here. Stand here.
(I do.)
Me: I’m too tired to argue.
Female: Turn around.
(I do.)
Female: Kneel down.
Me: Excuse me?
Female: Kneel down, I want to feel your hair.
(I kneel.)
Me: Oh, I thought you said, ‘Turn around and bend over.’
(She feels my hair.)

Pity I was too tired to enjoy it. I’ve seen them in there before. I recall her saying to me loudly, “I do not collect dead babies. Just want to make that clear.” They seem weird enough. I should ask them if they’re LARPers. (The only people at Rutgers who took an interest in me were LARPers, and boy, I want to stay as far away from those people as possible.)

Carlin the mom

December 13, 2006

What did she say about your hair? Anything?

Ampris

I thought that was your chest on the front page.

pulchritude

randomness is joy. you should have said, “only if i can touch yours” i did that to this boy once…he had amazingly beautiful hair and i wanted to touch it, to make sure it was real. because, who wants to be envious of fake shit, ya know? so he said, “only if i can touch yours” i agreed. we counted to three and BAM! hairgasm. 🙂

Mom To Three Angels

i’d prolly ask you the same thing, if i was anywhere close. your hair looks really nice..prolly soft too. 🙂 did she say anything about it???

gypsyincarnate

What’s wrong with LARPers exactly? (as I am a former LARPer myself…)

FireBug02

Rutgers kids are weird, all of ya.

abbygirlforeverold

Well that’s somewhat bizarre. Do you get this sort of thing often?

Oh, come on. We’re not THAT bad. 😉

doodlebugg

heee, LARPers. I lived with someone and it was fine until I found out he was a LARPer.

Sounds like my kind of group.

xPrettyInPunkx

did she like your hair? lol

It’s because your hair is curly. I have been the victim of such impromptu “hair erotica” -where people ask to touch your hair… and I’m not sure if it makes me feel uncomfortable, or if I should… well… strut. Because I have curly hair. 🙂

‘Cause you’ve got pretty hair. I would’ve asked to touch hers, too. Hehe.

It’s 6:46 am, and I was thinking of you as I lay in bed, and I have a question! Okay, let’s say you grow a foreskin. Sometime in the future, you look at your progress and say “Yes! I am finished tugging, I’ve grown a foreskin and am happy with the results.” (Does one doing foreskin restoration ever get to a point like that? And if so, how long does it normally take? But that’s not really myquestion.) Will this new foreskin behave like a foreskin should? For example, if you get an erection and masturbate, will the foreskin slide up and down over the glans like it should? Or will there just be this extra…kind of…skin?? Hehehe, this sounds funny now that I type it out, but I swear it made sense in my head.

And what’s a LARPer?

RYN: Yes! I get it.

*giggles*