Out of Hibernation.

I am so horny lately. It’s really quite perplexing. In the months prior, I’d started to accept my seemingly reduced sex drive. It felt like my sex drive had gone into remission. Getting myself aroused, let alone sustaining any sort of decent erection was a challenge. Masturbating of my own accord wasn’t possible, I had to wait for those few times my penis would call to me and say, “Hey, I think we can play now.”

Maybe I just got suddenly destressed over Thankgiving. I’d been masturbating maybe once a week, occasionally twice, probably around once every five days, if I remember. Hey, it was so infrequent for me, I couldn’t help but notice. Then out of nowhere, I masturbated four days straight. The other day, I masturbated three times in one day. And I was STILL HORNY. I used my typical tricks of firing my calves, but I just couldn’t finish myself off. Dead-serious, I had a semi-erection, but I couldn’t get off. I’ve never really had that happen, usually it’s the other way around. It’s incredibly frustrating when I’m horny but can’t get hard. But hard, horny, and unable to cum? I think if I had ladyfriend, she’d definitely be a little pleased.

Previously, I’d be waiting until right before bed. You know, make it nice, draw it out, fall asleep afterwards. I woke up horny this morning. I never wake up horny. Masturbating when I first wake up is a rare occurence.

Not that I’m cursing this sudden increase in penile activity. I reckon I like it! Where the hell you been, buddy? I’ll just assume it’s some sort of hormone cycle. Guys get them too, but they’re not as announced because we don’t menstruate. It’s true! Guys do not menstruate. *nods decisively* I reckon it’s nice to know there’s some life in my sex drive every now and then. I was starting to feel really old, because I just wasn’t feeling horny. Stress, definitely was the stress. I have no expectations for long this is going to last, but I’m going to enjoy it before my hormones dip.

Ah. Cheers. To self-love and masturbation!