On Shaved Punani.

Most of this entry was written as a response to somebody on OkCupid. I realized into the depth I went, despite the fact that I was repeating myself a lot. So I did a little editing, and here it is so I can point people do it later. I mean. I just remember saying these same themes SO MANY times before. I bet I’ve said these things in an entry or two before. Ha ha.

Pussy? Ultimately, it’s up to the girl. I have a single rule of thumb: Stubble is bad.

Again, Angel shaved her labia, but left the hair on her mons. I liked it. Hers was my first pussy. Mmm. I REALLY liked it, I admit it. When I first felt it, it was like a slit of wetness. So sexy. If all pussies were like that, I’d be happy. No complaints.

I’ve seen a LOT of porn. Yes. Yes, I have. I love looking at pussy. *nodnod* I enjoy admiring pussies. I’ve seen so many, that I can finally visualize the average pussy. Anyway.. Some girls do NOT look good shaved. They really don’t. And some girls have a LOT of hair down there, to the point where it’s intimidating. (So, both ways can be bad.) I’ve seen some beautifully shaved pussies. Some completely nude, some with some fluff on the mons, like Angel had. (Pity I never actually SAW her pussy). And I’ve seen plenty of pretty pussies that have probably never see a razor in their life. (So, both ways can be good.)

So again. It’s a girl’s choice. A pussy is a pussy, with or without hair. But if you’re going to ask me, “Well, if you had a choice and the girl didn’t care either way?” First I’d disclaimer myself by saying that it depending on how it looked on her? And. Well. Um. I feel horrible saying this, because of the whole proliferation of the shaved motif, but. I like how Angel did her pussy. There’s no need to do the whole thing, though I’m sure I’d enjoy a hairless snatch anyway. I would just think being shaved would make cunnilingus a little more comfortable.

However. I’ve been told having hair retains a bit more of the girl’s natural scent. In a good way. So having a healthy bush could also be quite entrancing.

I think I’ve said everything I could say about pussy and the razor, short of me reiterating myself to death. Also. I have a thing for hairy armpits. If it’s done right, it can be so entrancing to me. Not like OMGAFORESTUNDERYOURARMS. Just. A moderate amount of hair. *nods* It looks.. natural. Pretty, even. And such.

I have girl friends who shave their pussy more than their legs. Because they like being shaved.

I shave my balls. I used to JUST shave my balls and leave the hair above. But. The fluffiness looks ridiculous when I wear a g-string. And I do love my g-strings. (They cradle and support, and don’t squish!) So, I shave my entire package, so to speak. And yes, you’re right, some guys can’t pull it off. Same way some girls don’t look good shaved.

But I have to be honest. I look pretty fucking sexy with shaved balls. I shave my balls because: The hair caught a lot of dirt in it, that would never go away. Ballhairs annoyed the shit out of me. It would bush too much. It caused my package to smell too much. I hated getting semen on my pubic hairs, because then it would cake, and I’d NEVER get it out until the next time I showered. And. Of course. I like how it looks. I haven’t given too much thought as to how much longer my member looks, though I’m sure it’s crossed my mind. Also, it’s in the back of my mind that fellating a shaved package would definitely be easier, since there’s no hairs to get caught in the mouth. Of course, I’d want fellatio in the context of a Loving Blowjob. See here and here.

So I’m not entirely hypocritical in my mild preference for shaved punani. And again, it doesn’t really matter. If a girl thinks her labia locks look cute, there’s no need to shave. Fuck my preferences! And if a girl wants me to stop shaving my balls, ha ha, sorry, not happening. I like my hairless package. AND I’M NOT CHANGING! And nor should a girl change if she really likes her labia locks. I already said that. And if a girl wants to please her boyfriend by shaving, well, so be it. Doesn’t bother my ass. It doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter.

I’m done, before I explain myself to death. The principles can definitely be applied to leg-shaving or anything other kind of shaving. Obviously.

Actually. I’m a virgin. And my experiences with The Vagina have been fleeting. What the hell are my “preferences” based on? Definitely subject to change upon future events.

…By the way. Labia Locks is an inside joke between me and Mary. She once said she had never shaved her pussy before. So, I said that the hairs on her labia must be really long. So long that she could braid them into labia locks. In reality, she claims her labia hairs aren’t that long. But, nevermind that. Labia Locks sounds like a wonderful way to glorify pussyhair, as opposed to the usage of the word “bush”. ..Or the word “pussyhair” itself. Because, really, saying “pussy” doesn’t really refer to the pussy (the Vagina), it refers to the entirety of her Area, which includes the labia around her Vagina. *nodnod*

Addendum: I didn’t think I’d have to state this again, but come on people. I’m the one that tells people that deep-throating is overrated. Fuck you for assuming that porn has augmented me to the point where “Oh, you’ll expect it to be like that.” Fuck you, really now, what do you take me for? How many times have I disclaimed myself in this entry? I really shouldn’t need to. Just because I have a “preference” doesn’t mean I EXPECT it to be one way or the other. I don’t give a shit what a girl does with a her pussy, so long as she’s happy. Same goes for legs. I don’t care if a girl shaves her legs or not.

There. I feel better now.