Oh boy, an exam!

I discovered this morning that I have an exam tomorrow in A&P. I’m suddenly thanking myself for ensuring that I got sleep last night, because there is NO WAY I can study when I feel like a zombie. If I go until nine, I’ll have around four hours to study. Hey, I factor in food and pee breaks. I can tear through the study guides at a pace of around one per 45 minutes. Relatively speaking.

I may just push off tomorrow morning’s workout until Friday. I also have to deal with registration. I only got a course listing yesterday, because they’re all hidden. No, seriously.

Maybe I’ll take a shower tonight. Or tomorrow morning. I smell like a boy.

Let’s see. Print study guides. Tear through chapters. I’ll be fine. I wonder how many people will walk in tomorrow without even knowing about the exam. Our prof got in a skiing accident over the weekend. Hrm. I’ll just quote him.

You are expected to read the chapters. I always expect this of you even though many of you do not.

The chapters covered will be 22 through 25.

The study guides for ch 25 are more comprehensive because I will not be able to lecture this Tuesday. If you understand the questions and the reasons for the answers then you should do well.

What happened to me? I shattered the proximal epiphysis of my tibia, left. My fibula is intact and the meniscuses, as well as the ligaments are in good shape. I lost a lot of blood through surgery. Even so my prognosis is good as infection did not set in.

Dr. Crabbe

Break would be one thing. Shatter? OW! I really hope the guy’s okay.

I was talking to a girl in my Kinesiology class about it. Another girl piped in.

Girl1: Who do you have?
Girl2: Crabbe.
Girl1: Oh, he’s such a hottie.
Me: Oh, I’m so straight.

I must be. Ha ha. Crabbe reminds me of me, but I can’t say I ever saw him in that light. Silly girls.

I hope he comes back and lectures on genitals. Seriously, I’ve waited all semester for the hilarious genital chapters. Recently, he answered why it’s impossible to urine during sex. Arousal and orgasm are sympathetic responses, whereas urination is a parasympathetic response. Well, that sure beats my usual, “Shouldn’t be able to pee while you ejaculate.” answer.

Oh right, study. :: goes :: Remember to do your kegels!

I’m doing my kegels right now!

um, in layman’s terms, what did he break? lol It doesn’t sound good, whatever it was.

i had to look that up on wikipedia, so it took me a minute to figure out just what got shattered. OUCH! I use to have the question about why a guy cant pee while hes erect. and I thin the answer i got was something like “it’s just not natural”…or “cuz the erection cuts off the flow of pee”. *sigh* nobody wants to teach sex when its important n e more.