Timmy™
August 21, 2003

Name Timmy’s Diary Contest!

Are you tired of seeing a funny name on your favorites and then realizing, “Oh, damn that Timmy, he changed his name for the third time this afternoon!” Well, now’s your chance to decide what YOU want to see on your favorites and in your notelist. Simply leave a note announcing what you’d like my DiaryName to be changed to. If you want, come up with a witty DiaryTitle, though that’s not required. You’re allowed to change your mind at any time.

Some of my favorite past DiaryNames include but are not limited to:

    Bob Dole.
    Dissident.
    Baron Von Diddley.
    Vagina.
    Allah.
    Jesus.
    NoteWhore.

Of course, you’re allowed to come up with whatever names you’d like. Upon the choosing of a winning DiaryName on or about September 1st, the name will remain static until New Year’s Day. In the event of a close race, I will hold a run-off. Oh, I have a flight to Minnesota tomorrow afternoon. I’ll be there until the following Saturday. I’m hoping to write a quick entry while in the Mall of America again. Now, you kids be good communists and work together to choose a DiaryName for my ass!

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Also, coming this fall from Timmy…

    The Adventures of ALWAYSHORNYPANDORA.
    Infantile Circumcision is Wrong.
    Mister Kat VS Mister Woof: The Epic Battle of the Century.
    TimmyFriendQuiz, Version 2.0

Disclaimer: Timmy reserves the right to completely disregard the results of this contest, however he’s hoping he won’t need to.

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The Godfather
August 22, 2003

Baron Von Diddley has a nice ring to it.

I VOTE FOR ALLAH! yessssss….

Baron Von Diddley. Definetely.

Allah. amused me greatly. *nods* ALWAYSHORNYPANDORA

“Diary Name For My Ass” *shrug*

Baron Von Diddley. It’s worked pretty well for Bo Diddley. RYN: Transitivity is simple. If (A == B) and (B == C), then (A == C).

“Diary-ah” Consider the contest won.

!Guero
August 22, 2003

how about YOURBABYDADDY or tragatelo, which means “swallow it” in spanish NIPPLETITS POOKIEBUTT SNOOGIEBEAR PUCKERBUTT ROSENIPS I’ll stop now.

M
August 22, 2003

I kinda like Pussy Liquor.

Pixel
August 22, 2003

RYN: Heehee. I totally think she’s a closet case about her gayness. *hugs* Glad you’re back! I vote for all of the names…I DEMAND A RECOUNT!

Queen Shay
August 22, 2003

I like the name Guero69 suggested…YOURBABYDADDY.or Allah!I’m new to the world of timmy. I know nothing.:)

blondiekt
August 22, 2003

Cuddlebitch.

Dolor Angelicus. It’s the coolest one out there.

Kelly
August 22, 2003

Um, yeah. I have to disagree with a few diarists on their name suggestions. I’m sure you know which ones I mean. You’ve gotten so good at reading my mind.

Kelly
August 22, 2003

Oh, oh. BIGGAYTIMMY I like. Do you?

Nitrojane
August 22, 2003

BIGGAYTIMMY sounds quite good. kelly is da shiznit. how about “Saddam”, with a title of “weapon of ASS destruction” *shrug* i dunno.

Search Results
August 22, 2003

“I Wish I Was Search Results”. That’s it.

Kelly
August 23, 2003

Yeah I agree with that Kelly girl. BIGGAYTIMMY is definitely the best name for you.

Evil Peanut
August 23, 2003

If Orgo owns my ass then it’s lucky cause I got a cute little tush.

laerima
August 23, 2003

whee Timmy i’m sorry i ruined your plans. but it was fun. so there. *grin* i was never good at diary names. i vote for cheese. hugs,

Kerowyn
August 24, 2003

How about the ultimate tasteless blasphemy? Allah Christ.

That would be a little religious mixing of metaphors. Perhaps: Allah Jehovah Goddess – Jesus Muhammad Christ – Our Lady of Oldsmobile.

Jubi
August 24, 2003

Something with “Timmy” in the title, I like simple and easy.

plch
August 24, 2003

I vote for the Baron too and for a Timmy connected title. ryn: what happened: I read some of your entries and decided to follow one of your links from your masturbation entry, surfed (very interesting!) and my computer got overloaded, AVG crushed… the person I’m going out with is the same I looked up for help to save my PC that day, we got together that same night.

plch
August 24, 2003

also: I liked your comments and try to see the movies, maybe you would like Jules and Jim… let me know.

'Rella
August 24, 2003

Pooh Coroner. Be well,

How about “Time he Gotlaid”

likeness
August 25, 2003

Harry Ballsonga

likeness
August 25, 2003

+ 1 vote for Goethe’s

Cameo-Brinks
August 26, 2003

Didnt you already do Sadam? I like “Timmy in Training or “Strummer or just “Little Timmy Tu or how bout after a fav book..like “Gravitys Tim-bow or the “Tau of Timmy..not as mindful as your other noters 🙁 dumb ol lady here hahaha

I vote for “The Church of Timmy” with the title “In the event of an emergency…” Clover

laerima
August 27, 2003

i said cheese but you can’t have that any more because it’s too close to mine go for jimminy cricket or something hugs,

Over Dose
August 27, 2003

I vote Vagina.

My entry is CLICK HERE Heehee – so that it would TELL me what to do in my faves list! That or PHKR.

Meginsanity
August 28, 2003

From Cameo-Brinks: Didnt you already do Sadam? Timmy, you slut.

Meginsanity
August 28, 2003

(my suggestion is Slut)

kooop
August 28, 2003

i don’t read you all the time, but i definitely took note of your being gone. come back the timmy.

Prufrock
August 29, 2003

Mr Dicklesworth, with a diary title of I Love Pussy

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