Name My Soon-To-Be-Purchased Rubber Vagina!

Yes, it’s that time of year again. When I buy sex toys and masturbate them. (As if there’s anything else I’ll do with them.) First came Charles. Your average medium butt plug. Then came Emily, my shiny silver vibrator. My last toy purchased was Edmund, a more sizeable butt plug, curved a bit to hit the prostate.

Oh damn, I love hitting my prostate.

But yes, I’m going to buy a rubber pussy. Personally, I think there’s more of a stigma against a guy buying a rubber pussy than a girl buying a dildo. If you walk into a sex shop, what do you see? Lots of dildos. Maybe some butt plugs, but the toys are basically Vagina-oriented. I say, what about my penis? Tiny Tim hasn’t seen anything other than hand for.. well, for as long as I’ve been masturbating.

And really, a rubber pussy is the closest I’ll get to being able to practice for sex. We know I want to be a lion in the sack. *meows* I’m a virgin, remember. I’ll probably remain that way for a while. I won’t seduce random girls and ask them if I may borrow their Vaginas. I doubt they’d like that too much. Until I’m in a loving relationship that… has sex in it, I should treat myself to the best masturbation Scottish money can buy.

So. My new rubber pussy needs a name. Since it WILL be Vagina-like, it should have a female name. This is informal, throw out any and all ideas. *smiles*

I suppose I should put something here so people don’t note, thinking it’ll change my mind. I bought a rubber Vagina today. Funny how it’s still called “rubber”, even though it’s silicon. Anyway. The name I have chosen is: Bambi.