NAACP Socks It To Sock Drawer.

(TOP DRAWER, DRESSER) Amidst allegations of descrimination, the NAACP has filed suit against your SockDrawer™, claiming its constitutes are being descriminated against. A negro spokesperson for NAACP went on the record saying, “For too long, the white sock has ruled supreme, unchecked. To all you white socks out there, I have a message: Your time is over.”

Since the dawn of the modern sock, white socks have been the standard in the TheRealWorld™. Lacking any color, the white sock represents how unwelcome diversity is. Most sock drawers are almost entirely white and void of minorities. Any sock draw that has high minority constituency is typically a female’s sock drawer. Any sock in a man’s sock drawer that is not white is a high-class negro sock, brought out only for special occasions when this shame of a negro is put on display.

The negro spokesperson slammed the SockDrawer™, “Since socks earned their own drawer, these racist white socks have taken on an attitude of elitism and entitlement. It’s time all colored socks everywhere took an active role in sock drawers.”