My Second BruceTheme: Skillz.

If you could pick one skill to master, what would it be?

Cunnilingus.

Oh wait, I already have.

*laughs*

I jest, albeit I’m quite adept at the oral arts. Adept and capable, but not necessarily a “master”. I’m functionally beyond nominality. (I won’t even ask if that’s a word.)

Ah, in my quiet moments I tend to miss such things. *pretends a cricket chirps*

Speaking more practically (nevermind how practical a skill cunnilingus is), I’m sure there are better skills for me to master in my lifetime. Such as being able to cast Heal on myself. I’m almost to level three! Oh wait, realistic skills. Well, better scratch RobMagic and Hustle Dance as well. If only I could cast Sleep on myself at night!

(Hustle Dance is a free MP skill in Dragon Quest 6 that heals all party members for around 80 HP. I abuse it like crazy.)

Perhaps deficiency can dictate my mastery aspirations. My memory evades me at times. I’ll “forget” that I know things, then run across them later. As if I couldn’t quite find that right route in my brain to that information. It’s why I write so much down. Rereading my own works is like stepping into somebody else’s brain. Over time, our mindsets change, and we can never fully feel the way we once did, get into the mood that made us realize the things we did.

Understanding my own psyche goes a long way into understanding the ways of others, that’s for sure.

I’ve always wanted to do twenty push-ups.

I’d like to be able to deal with anger easier. I still snap. I’d like to not cop an attitude with Suzanne (one of my shift supervisors). I don’t mean to. It just happens.

I’d like to know everything?

Yet what I like to know doesn’t seem to be root book knowledge. I like knowing practical things. Which makes sense. Don’t we all like to know what the hell we’re doing?

I want to speak coherent spanish to my coworkers. *smirks* In time, in time.

So basically, whatever it is I’m doing at the moment, I’d like to be good at it. And anything I’m not doing, I don’t give a shit about. Sounds pretty common to me. It’s the reason I stay away from things I’m not good at. Why bother doing something badly when I can do something well?

So basically, I love giving face. So it stands to reason that the reason I want to be good at cunnilingus is because I intend to do it a lot.

Damn straight.